Anal glaucoma anyone?
Aug 19, 2019 14:42:54 #
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Aug 19, 2019 14:49:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Bullseye, BB...a direct hit
Aug 19, 2019 17:32:27 #
badbobby wrote:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Aug 19, 2019 20:06:46 #
badbobby wrote:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Where i work, they would tell you to leave your ass at home, and bring the rest of you.
Aug 20, 2019 05:54:40 #
badbobby wrote:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Second best laugh I had all day.
I watched Bill Engval describe his reaction to his Dr. prescribing marijuana for him to sleep. It was hilarious .
Aug 20, 2019 06:58:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Tug484 wrote:
Second best laugh I had all day.
I watched Bill Engval describe his reaction to his Dr. prescribing marijuana for him to sleep. It was hilarious .
I watched Bill Engval describe his reaction to his Dr. prescribing marijuana for him to sleep. It was hilarious .
Unfortunately, I missed that one from Engval. One of the original Blue Collar Comedy tour, he is some kind'a funny guy...as they all are.
Aug 20, 2019 08:23:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
Unfortunately, I missed that one from Engval. One of the original Blue Collar Comedy tour, he is some kind'a funny guy...as they all are.
Yes, they are very good. You should find it and watch it. It has two parts.
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