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Canucus Deplorabus and Peewee have a bet
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Aug 6, 2019 17:17:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar

He tells the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 shots of Jack in three minutes."

People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except for Peewee who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Peewee comes back to the pub and approaches Canuck.

"Is yer bet still on the table?"

Canuckus replies, "Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks."

The bartender lines up 10 shots of Jack on the bar.


Peewee starts drinking and drinks up all the Jack in less than 3 minutes.



Astonished, Canuck hands over the money and asks, "Well, may I ask where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient way?"

"Nah. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it."



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Aug 6, 2019 17:25:27   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar

He tells the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 shots of Jack in three minutes."

People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except for Peewee who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Peewee comes back to the pub and approaches Canuck.

"Is yer bet still on the table?"

Canuckus replies, "Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks."

The bartender lines up 10 shots of Jack on the bar.


Peewee starts drinking and drinks up all the Jack in less than 3 minutes.



Astonished, Canuck hands over the money and asks, "Well, may I ask where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient way?"

"Nah. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it."
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar br br He tel... (show quote)


That Peewee is sure a wild rascal isn't he?

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Aug 6, 2019 17:52:28   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar

He tells the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 shots of Jack in three minutes."

People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except for Peewee who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Peewee comes back to the pub and approaches Canuck.

"Is yer bet still on the table?"

Canuckus replies, "Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks."

The bartender lines up 10 shots of Jack on the bar.


Peewee starts drinking and drinks up all the Jack in less than 3 minutes.



Astonished, Canuck hands over the money and asks, "Well, may I ask where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient way?"

"Nah. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it."
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar br br He tel... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha

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Aug 6, 2019 18:35:22   #
Lonewolf
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar

He tells the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 shots of Jack in three minutes."

People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except for Peewee who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Peewee comes back to the pub and approaches Canuck.

"Is yer bet still on the table?"

Canuckus replies, "Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks."

The bartender lines up 10 shots of Jack on the bar.


Peewee starts drinking and drinks up all the Jack in less than 3 minutes.



Astonished, Canuck hands over the money and asks, "Well, may I ask where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient way?"

"Nah. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it."
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar br br He tel... (show quote)


Lol that was a good one thanks

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Aug 6, 2019 19:20:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar

He tells the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 shots of Jack in three minutes."

People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except for Peewee who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Peewee comes back to the pub and approaches Canuck.

"Is yer bet still on the table?"

Canuckus replies, "Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks."

The bartender lines up 10 shots of Jack on the bar.


Peewee starts drinking and drinks up all the Jack in less than 3 minutes.



Astonished, Canuck hands over the money and asks, "Well, may I ask where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient way?"

"Nah. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it."
Canuckus Deplorabus walks into a bar br br He tel... (show quote)

I figured he must'a gone to BB for some quick advice and training.

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Aug 6, 2019 19:22:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
That Peewee is sure a wild rascal isn't he?

When it comes to drinking Jack, that young whippersnapper can't hold a candle to BB.

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Aug 7, 2019 08:19:05   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
When it comes to drinking Jack, that young whippersnapper can't hold a candle to BB.


True, how many shots in a gallon of JD's anyway? Gotta ask BB, he'll know. I heard he wants a JD barrel for a casket.

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Aug 7, 2019 10:38:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
True, how many shots in a gallon of JD's anyway? Gotta ask BB, he'll know. I heard he wants a JD barrel for a casket.

just lay my old body on the bar
and everybody have a drink on me
just be sure it's Jack


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Aug 7, 2019 11:24:58   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
just lay my old body on the bar
and everybody have a drink on me
just be sure it's Jack



As sneaky as you are does that mean you're going to pay or does that mean the shot glasses are in line on top of your body and it's byoJD?

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Aug 7, 2019 11:37:26   #
bahmer
 
Peewee wrote:
As sneaky as you are does that mean you're going to pay or does that mean the shot glasses are in line on top of your body and it's byoJD?


Probably the later I doubt that badbobby would pay. He has been called cheap by that dastardly Marine you know.

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Aug 7, 2019 11:40:06   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
bahmer wrote:
Probably the later I doubt that badbobby would pay. He has been called cheap by that dastardly Marine you know.


That just means we have "two" unreliable sources.

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Aug 7, 2019 11:41:01   #
bahmer
 
Peewee wrote:
That just means we have "two" unreliable sources.


Only two?

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Aug 7, 2019 11:46:49   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
bahmer wrote:
Only two?


I listed two, you can add more if you want to.

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Aug 7, 2019 11:54:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
just lay my old body on the bar
and everybody have a drink on me
just be sure it's Jack


Does "everybody have a drink on me" mean you'll be paying with worthless IOUs

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Aug 7, 2019 11:55:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
That just means we have "two" unreliable sources.

A Marine's word is good as GOLD

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