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Canuck visits the dentist
Aug 1, 2019 11:50:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office
"Doc,how much do you charge to extract a wisdom tooth"?he asked
The Dentist replied"$300.00
"No way"said Canuck"That is way too high for a simple tooth extraction"
The Dentist replied"WEll,if I cut out the anesthetic,I can knock that down to $200.00"
"NO,No, responded Canuck."I won't pay that much.Can't you do better?
The exasperated Dentist said"Well Canuck,I can just yank that tooth out with a pair of pliers,and charge you just a $100.00""Nope,still too much "said Canuck
Then the Dentist, now sorry Canuck had came into his office,replied
"Guess I can let one of my students do it,and I'll only charge you $20"
"Excellent",said Canuck"Book my Wife for next Tuesday"



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Aug 1, 2019 11:52:37   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office
"Doc,how much do you charge to extract a wisdom tooth"?he asked
The Dentist replied"$300.00
"No way"said Canuck"That is way too high for a simple tooth extraction"
The Dentist replied"WEll,if I cut out the anesthetic,I can knock that down to $200.00"
"NO,No, responded Canuck."I won't pay that much.Can't you do better?
The exasperated Dentist said"Well Canuck,I can just yank that tooth out with a pair of pliers,and charge you just a $100.00""Nope,still too much "said Canuck
Then the Dentist, now sorry Canuck had came into his office,replied
"Guess I can let one of my students do it,and I'll only charge you $20"
"Excellent",said Canuck"Book my Wife for next Tuesday"
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office b... (show quote)


That Canuck is all heart.

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Aug 1, 2019 12:31:09   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office
"Doc,how much do you charge to extract a wisdom tooth"?he asked
The Dentist replied"$300.00
"No way"said Canuck"That is way too high for a simple tooth extraction"
The Dentist replied"WEll,if I cut out the anesthetic,I can knock that down to $200.00"
"NO,No, responded Canuck."I won't pay that much.Can't you do better?
The exasperated Dentist said"Well Canuck,I can just yank that tooth out with a pair of pliers,and charge you just a $100.00""Nope,still too much "said Canuck
Then the Dentist, now sorry Canuck had came into his office,replied
"Guess I can let one of my students do it,and I'll only charge you $20"
"Excellent",said Canuck"Book my Wife for next Tuesday"
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office b... (show quote)


Looks like my lady love is getting a wisdom tooth extracted and coming home to 280 dollars worth of beer

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Aug 1, 2019 12:31:56   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
bahmer wrote:
That Canuck is all heart.


To be fair...There of only probably 20 dollars worth of wisdom in that tooth

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Aug 1, 2019 13:13:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Looks like my lady love is getting a wisdom tooth extracted and coming home to 280 dollars worth of beer


excellent alternative Canuck

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Aug 1, 2019 13:37:42   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
excellent alternative Canuck


What are you sure you don't want $280.00 worth of Jack.

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Aug 1, 2019 15:47:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
What are you sure you don't want $280.00 worth of Jack.


I'm not hoggish bahm
$200 would be suffecient

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Aug 1, 2019 15:49:55   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm not hoggish bahm
$200 would be suffecient


What can I say badbobby you are all heart.

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Aug 2, 2019 16:26:11   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office
"Doc,how much do you charge to extract a wisdom tooth"?he asked
The Dentist replied"$300.00
"No way"said Canuck"That is way too high for a simple tooth extraction"
The Dentist replied"WEll,if I cut out the anesthetic,I can knock that down to $200.00"
"NO,No, responded Canuck."I won't pay that much.Can't you do better?
The exasperated Dentist said"Well Canuck,I can just yank that tooth out with a pair of pliers,and charge you just a $100.00""Nope,still too much "said Canuck
Then the Dentist, now sorry Canuck had came into his office,replied
"Guess I can let one of my students do it,and I'll only charge you $20"
"Excellent",said Canuck"Book my Wife for next Tuesday"
Canuckus Deplorabus visited the dentist's office b... (show quote)


What is wrong with you today I am missing all of the humor that is known as badbobby humor. I hope that everything is OK there buddy catch you when you get back on line.

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Aug 2, 2019 21:06:23   #
elledee
 
my compliments on your wise investing of your windfall C. D.

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