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Jul 31, 2019 12:49:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off



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Jul 31, 2019 13:34:59   #
dongreen76
 
badbobby wrote:
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off
you all know that p r don't like deer br she also ... (show quote)


Great analogy;P R I, sounds like some one that brags about the that she/he can walk and chew gum at the same time.

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Jul 31, 2019 14:08:10   #
kankune Loc: Iowa
 
badbobby wrote:
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off
you all know that p r don't like deer br she also ... (show quote)


I love Proud, Bobby....but have to admit that cracked my up.....🤣🤣🤣

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Jul 31, 2019 14:59:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off
you all know that p r don't like deer br she also ... (show quote)

Yep, you've acquired the love and admiration of another OPP lady.

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Jul 31, 2019 15:13:52   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off
you all know that p r don't like deer br she also ... (show quote)


PR will get you for that I hope you know. Thanks for the laughs there badbobby

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Jul 31, 2019 15:14:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yep, you've acquired the love and admiration of another OPP lady.


thanks Slat
gotta admit it
I'm pretty good at that
and I'm not even tryin

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Jul 31, 2019 16:30:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
thanks Slat
gotta admit it
I'm pretty good at that
and I'm not even tryin

Well, everyone is good at sumpin', BB. For you, it's not poker...so, why not drinkin' & harassin' ladies

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Jul 31, 2019 23:56:46   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off
you all know that p r don't like deer br she also ... (show quote)


Chuckles

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Jul 31, 2019 23:56:58   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dongreen76 wrote:
Great analogy;P R I, sounds like some one that brags about the that she/he can walk and chew gum at the same time.


Jealous?

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Aug 1, 2019 18:19:10   #
bahmer
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Jealous?

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Aug 1, 2019 18:20:01   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
you all know that p r don't like deer
she also don't like horses

But p r decided to ride this horse unassisted and without prior experience or lessons
So she gets on this horse which immediately sets off at a steady gallop
The horse gallops along at a steady pace,and alas,p r starts to slip from the saddle
Out of desperation P r grabs at the horses mane,but can't get a grip
She throws her arms around the horses neck,but slides on down the horse's side
Losing her balance completely ,p r falls off the horse.
But her foot is caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the galloping horse
As her head keeps pounding the ground,p r is just seconds away from unconsciousness when
Frank,the Walmart's store manager,comes out and turns the horse off
you all know that p r don't like deer br she also ... (show quote)


bb,i have seen your article... from PR to badbobby.

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Aug 2, 2019 10:33:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
bb,i have seen your article... from PR to badbobby.


What are you bahm,a go between?

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Aug 2, 2019 10:35:05   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
What are you bahm,a go between?


I guess so I try and help out my buds unless you don't want me to then I will stop.

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Aug 2, 2019 11:20:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I guess so I try and help out my buds unless you don't want me to then I will stop.


guess you better not stop
I've been told I need all the help I can get


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Aug 2, 2019 11:24:29   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
guess you better not stop
I've been told I need all the help I can get



At least I have never made that remark to you
I hold you in much higher esteem than the dastardly one does.

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