You should be punished
Jul 31, 2019 09:31:45 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying.
. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
. A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. Now, why is my desk called a 'work station'?
I used to be a banker, but over time I lost interest.
. The girl quit her job at the donut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
The food they serve to guards can last for sentries.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
. Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
200 Puns
. The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'
After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew pretty cranky.
. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit.
The carpenter came round the other day. He made the best entrance I have ever seen...
Telling a demolitionist how to do his job is destructive criticism.
. Old artists never retire, they withdraw instead!
. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
. A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. Now, why is my desk called a 'work station'?
I used to be a banker, but over time I lost interest.
. The girl quit her job at the donut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
The food they serve to guards can last for sentries.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
. Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
200 Puns
. The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'
After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew pretty cranky.
. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit.
The carpenter came round the other day. He made the best entrance I have ever seen...
Telling a demolitionist how to do his job is destructive criticism.
. Old artists never retire, they withdraw instead!
Jul 31, 2019 09:36:41 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory... (show quote)
Those are good there NPP. Thanks for the laughs.
Jul 31, 2019 10:10:46 #
Jul 31, 2019 10:13:55 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
bahmer wrote:
Those are good there NPP. Thanks for the laughs.
These came from Baba1mail, a site that usually brings a smile to my face, glad it does that for you too.
Aug 1, 2019 16:55:01 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory... (show quote)
All good and all funny
thanx npp
Aug 2, 2019 11:58:08 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
You are quite welcome. a little levity once in a while is necessary.
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