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A pig's foot
Jul 28, 2019 23:17:34   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commissioner ----Recently the Widow Yoakum was attacked by her pig. She kicked it and it bit her on the foot, which required stitches. She determined to get rid of the pig, but being of good pioneer stock, she couldn't kill the pig until its feed was all gone. After the space of about three weeks, when the feed had all been consumed, the pig was killed. I asked if they were going to smoke it or salt it down. "Heavens! neither", she said. "That pig was a pet. We just buried it."

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Jul 28, 2019 23:38:34   #
moldyoldy
 
OK, don't quit your day job.

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Jul 28, 2019 23:47:36   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
moldyoldy wrote:
OK, don't quit your day job.



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Jul 29, 2019 00:18:49   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commissioner ----Recently the Widow Yoakum was attacked by her pig. She kicked it and it bit her on the foot, which required stitches. She determined to get rid of the pig, but being of good pioneer stock, she couldn't kill the pig until its feed was all gone. After the space of about three weeks, when the feed had all been consumed, the pig was killed. I asked if they were going to smoke it or salt it down. "Heavens! neither", she said. "That pig was a pet. We just buried it."
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commiss... (show quote)


I liked it

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Jul 29, 2019 01:41:11   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commissioner ----Recently the Widow Yoakum was attacked by her pig. She kicked it and it bit her on the foot, which required stitches. She determined to get rid of the pig, but being of good pioneer stock, she couldn't kill the pig until its feed was all gone. After the space of about three weeks, when the feed had all been consumed, the pig was killed. I asked if they were going to smoke it or salt it down. "Heavens! neither", she said. "That pig was a pet. We just buried it."
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commiss... (show quote)


I vote we smoke it bro...



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Jul 29, 2019 06:46:29   #
Rose42
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commissioner ----Recently the Widow Yoakum was attacked by her pig. She kicked it and it bit her on the foot, which required stitches. She determined to get rid of the pig, but being of good pioneer stock, she couldn't kill the pig until its feed was all gone. After the space of about three weeks, when the feed had all been consumed, the pig was killed. I asked if they were going to smoke it or salt it down. "Heavens! neither", she said. "That pig was a pet. We just buried it."
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commiss... (show quote)


Roasted in a pit in the ground.

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Jul 29, 2019 09:09:10   #
moldyoldy
 
I thought he was going for “you can’t eat a pig like that all at once “

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Jul 29, 2019 10:29:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commissioner ----Recently the Widow Yoakum was attacked by her pig. She kicked it and it bit her on the foot, which required stitches. She determined to get rid of the pig, but being of good pioneer stock, she couldn't kill the pig until its feed was all gone. After the space of about three weeks, when the feed had all been consumed, the pig was killed. I asked if they were going to smoke it or salt it down. "Heavens! neither", she said. "That pig was a pet. We just buried it."
Written by Gordon Ross--former Coos County commiss... (show quote)

right on Tom
we don't eat our pets


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Jul 30, 2019 01:07:45   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
badbobby wrote:
right on Tom
we don't eat our pets




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