the lovely Linda and the homeless lady
Jul 26, 2019 16:45:34 #
Linda Joy was walking down the street when she was a approached by a homeless lady asking for money.
Linda took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.”
“Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?”
“How about shopping?” Linda asked.
“No,” the beggar said, “don’t you understand I need money just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend it on your hair?” Linda asked.
Annoyed the beggar replied, “No, I just need money for food, and shelter.
“In that case” Linda said “I don’t want to just give you money I would like you to eat out with me and my husband tonight.”
“Why?” The beggar asked. “Well,”Linda said “I think it’s important for him to see what a lady looks like after she gives up chocolate, shopping, and hair appointments.”
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Linda took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.”
“Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?”
“How about shopping?” Linda asked.
“No,” the beggar said, “don’t you understand I need money just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend it on your hair?” Linda asked.
Annoyed the beggar replied, “No, I just need money for food, and shelter.
“In that case” Linda said “I don’t want to just give you money I would like you to eat out with me and my husband tonight.”
“Why?” The beggar asked. “Well,”Linda said “I think it’s important for him to see what a lady looks like after she gives up chocolate, shopping, and hair appointments.”
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Jul 26, 2019 16:48:14 #
badbobby wrote:
Linda Joy was walking down the street when she was... (show quote)
Boy you are burning all of your bridges with the beautiful ladies what is wrong with you?
Jul 26, 2019 17:09:40 #
Jul 26, 2019 18:00:19 #
Jul 26, 2019 18:21:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Boy you are burning all of your bridges with the beautiful ladies what is wrong with you?
What is wrong with BB
Where should one begin...and, how much time do you have, sir Jul 26, 2019 18:24:09 #
slatten49 wrote:
What is wrong with BB Where should one begin...and, how much time do you have, sir
Where should one begin...and, how much time do you have, sir I am surprised that the lovely ladies have not come back and attacked him. But he does live a charmed life so I guess that the is safe at least as long as he keeps Mama happy that is.
Jul 27, 2019 06:12:36 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
bahmer wrote:
I am surprised that the lovely ladies have not come back and attacked him. But he does live a charmed life so I guess that the is safe at least as long as he keeps Mama happy that is.
Women like men who talk like BB. But it better not be their husband.
Jul 27, 2019 09:52:39 #
Peewee wrote:
Women like men who talk like BB. But it better not be their husband.
words of wisdom Peewee
Jul 27, 2019 17:47:37 #
Jul 27, 2019 20:00:57 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
words of wisdom Peewee
Where is the lovely LJ? Haven't seen her lately. I need a "pfft" fix and some eye candy. It's the only sugar I can have.
Jul 28, 2019 07:05:33 #
badbobby wrote:
Linda Joy was walking down the street when she was... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha
very silly Jul 28, 2019 11:58:30 #
slatten49 wrote:
What is wrong with BB Where should one begin...and, how much time do you have, sir
Where should one begin...and, how much time do you have, sir more blubber from the yeller haired guy
Jul 31, 2019 00:02:37 #
Peewee wrote:
Where is the lovely LJ? Haven't seen her lately. I need a "pfft" fix and some eye candy. It's the only sugar I can have.
I was just wondering the same so I looked up this thread to see if she had responded. I'm gonna PM her
Jul 31, 2019 00:50:56 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
debeda wrote:
I was just wondering the same so I looked up this thread to see if she had responded. I'm gonna PM her
Let us know how she is. She is probably off on another trip to Hawaii or some other neat place.
Jul 31, 2019 08:51:51 #
Peewee wrote:
Let us know how she is. She is probably off on another trip to Hawaii or some other neat place.
Yep, I thought the same
As son as I hear I'll let you know
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