badbobby Loc: texas

Slatten’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.
” “I can’t”, Slat responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either,” the dastardly one responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.”
“Sorry,” says Slat “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Slat.
“Why not?” Demanded the cop
"because I'm drunk"

moldyoldy

An honest man.

bahmer

Sounds like Slats to me.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

And, pure as the driven snow.

Big dog

Yeah, right. 😈😈

badbobby Loc: texas

that would depend on how far the snow was driven

moldyoldy

It you make snow ice cream these days it might kill you.

badbobby Loc: texas

well moldy

since the dastardly one is enamored by'driven snow'
we might just as well let him eat it
after all
he eats everything else