badbobby Loc: texas

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: ‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.’
MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE: What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

Larai Loc: Fallon, NV

Lmao!!... I don't do it that way, my proceedure is more of the Male variety, lol.. But I have seen this while Waiting for her to finish her make up... shakin my head!..

bahmer

All good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

America 1 Loc: South Miami

BB on a roll today in dangerous territory.

Big dog

I’ve got to admit, ya pegged this one.🤡

JoyV

I do the male variety with one exception. No matter how close I can get my car to the machine (poles to protect machine from cars don't allow too close an approach), it is geared for the longer reach of the average man. So being even shorter than the average woman, I need to open my car door.

badbobby Loc: texas

there you go
pickin on us men

elledee

again the painful truth is...funny as hell

Larai Loc: Fallon, NV

Exactly, I'm 5'1 so I have to open the door and get out at our drive up atm...

America 1 Loc: South Miami

Don't do drive-ups or drive-ins, park and walk inside.
Although now it's almost the same with automated tellers.

Larai Loc: Fallon, NV

I love my branch.. the people are very warm, there is no "corporate" feel to them.. no uniforms etc.. and it's kind of a small branch.. I get withdrawls and deposits done inside.. only if I am in a hurry, and the bank is closed do I use an atm..