Unanswered questions
Jul 21, 2019 21:08:21 #
I'm 62 😜and I have just realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and I am this witty but I actually stole this from a friend who stole it from a friend of her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby mamma's Doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me...
Jul 21, 2019 21:18:31 #
Jul 21, 2019 21:38:51 #
Larai
Loc: Fallon, NV
JoyV wrote:
I'm 62 😜and I have just realized I still have so ... (show quote)
chuckles I just re-posted this from my facebook memories.. it's still funny!
Jul 21, 2019 22:47:03 #
JoyV wrote:
I'm 62 😜and I have just realized I still have so ... (show quote)
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a Parkway?
Jul 21, 2019 22:50:55 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a Parkway?
Didn't notice that one was missing. Thanks.
Jul 21, 2019 23:07:03 #
Larai
Loc: Fallon, NV
JoyV wrote:
I'm 62 😜and I have just realized I still have so ... (show quote)
why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails? lol.. I am sure there are more!..lol
Jul 21, 2019 23:07:49 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a Parkway?
Figure This
In Kansas City, Mo
We Have A Strip Of Road Called Ward Parkway
3 Lanes Wide On Both Sides Of The Median
Anytime Day Or Night, Even During The Heaviest Rush Hour
Parking Is Allowed In The Left Most Lane Along The Median
But Not During Rush Hour In The Right Most Lane
In Front Of Residences
There Are Other Similar Roads With The Same Rule
Parking On The Left Side Only
Go Figure
Jul 21, 2019 23:22:02 #
Larai
Loc: Fallon, NV
karpenter wrote:
Figure This
In Kansas City, Mo
We Have A Strip Of Road Called Ward Parkway
3 Lanes Wide On Both Sides Of The Median
Anytime Day Or Night, Even During The Heaviest Rush Hour
Parking Is Allowed In The Left Most Lane Along The Median
But Not During Rush Hour In The Right Most Lane
In Front Of Residences
There Are Other Similar Roads With The Same Rule
Parking On The Left Side Only
Go Figure
In Kansas City, Mo
We Have A Strip Of Road Called Ward Parkway
3 Lanes Wide On Both Sides Of The Median
Anytime Day Or Night, Even During The Heaviest Rush Hour
Parking Is Allowed In The Left Most Lane Along The Median
But Not During Rush Hour In The Right Most Lane
In Front Of Residences
There Are Other Similar Roads With The Same Rule
Parking On The Left Side Only
Go Figure
lol.. Go figure is right.. the left lane being the fast lane in every state I've ever been to... on the west of the rockies its a slower traffic use right lane and places to pull off the road.. I would imagine disembarking from the left lane could get a lil dicey.. chuckles hmmmm..
Jul 21, 2019 23:31:05 #
Larai wrote:
Yeplol.. Go figure is right.. the left lane being the fast lane in every state I've ever been to... on the west of the rockies its a slower traffic use right lane and places to pull off the road.. I would imagine disembarking from the left lane could get a lil dicey.. chuckles hmmmm..
I Never Noticed The Rule Or Lack Of No Parking Signs
Until I Popped Over The Top Of A Hill
And Slammed Into A Parked Car
Yeah, It Happened
On Sunday Mornings
The Median Is Lined With Cars In Front Of Churches
Maybe I Should Alert Ripley's
Jul 21, 2019 23:36:32 #
Larai
Loc: Fallon, NV
karpenter wrote:
Yep
I Never Noticed The Rule Or Lack Of No Parking Signs
Until I Popped Over The Top Of A Hill
And Slammed Into A Parked Car
Yeah, It Happened
On Sunday Mornings
The Median Is Lined With Cars In Front Of Churches
Maybe I Should Alert Ripley's
I Never Noticed The Rule Or Lack Of No Parking Signs
Until I Popped Over The Top Of A Hill
And Slammed Into A Parked Car
Yeah, It Happened
On Sunday Mornings
The Median Is Lined With Cars In Front Of Churches
Maybe I Should Alert Ripley's
*grins* Ok is this a highway or a surface street with lights etc.. yea ya may wanna give em a call.. chuckles!
Jul 22, 2019 03:21:20 #
Larai wrote:
*grins* Ok is this a highway or a surface street with lights etc.. yea ya may wanna give em a call.. chuckles!
Boulevards. Main Three Lane Arteries.
It's Against Normal People's Instincts To Park There As A Rule
But It Happens. And It's The Legal Plan
Google Earth Ward Parkway, Kansas City Missouri
Zoom Down To Street Level
Take A Drive North, Or South
Note The Lack Of No Parking Signs Along The Median
The No Parking Signs Are On The Far Right Lane Of The Road
Believe It, Or Not
Jul 22, 2019 10:49:23 #
JoyV wrote:
I'm 62 😜and I have just realized I still have so ... (show quote)
Very cute!!!!! Thanks for sharing
Jul 22, 2019 16:27:48 #
Jul 22, 2019 17:15:56 #
BDOG wrote:
Things that tell the truth. small children,drunk people and yoga pant's
😉 now that is good...yoga pants.
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