badbobby Loc: texas

#1--Death is the number one killer in this world

#2--Life is sexually transmitted

#3--Good health is the slowest rate at which one can die

#4--Men have two emotions;hungry and horny,and you can't tell them apart.if you see a gleam in his eye,make him a sammich

#5--Give a man a fish and you feed him for a meal.Teach him to use the internet and he will never bother you again

#6--Health nuts are gonna feel awfully stupid one day.When they're lying in the hospital,dying of nothing

#7--Take a lesson from the weather!It pays no attention to criticism

#8--In the 60's folks too acid to make the world wierd.now they take Prozac to make it normal

#9--Don't worry about old age.It won't last longLife is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.What yo do today,can burn your ass tomorrow

#10--DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF WITH OLD AGE.iT'S GUARANTEED NOT TO LAST

okie don

'Life does not begin at 40 for he who went 60 at 20'

badbobby Loc: texas

badbobby Loc: texas

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

I was not aware that you were such a phil loss r fer. Do you make house calls???

bahmer

Amen and Amen very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

badbobby Loc: texas

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