Peewee the dentist: Peewee and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, Peewee takes off his shirt and then washes...

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Jun 6, 2019 14:09:05 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, Peewee takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

Peewee, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

Peewee, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

Jun 6, 2019 19:32:16 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Ouch....

Didn't see that coming...

Jun 7, 2019 07:39:38 #

Big dog

badbobby wrote:

Peewee and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so... (show quote)

Oooh

Jun 7, 2019 09:26:04 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

Peewee and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so... (show quote)

You're beginning to remind me of my ex's chihuahua.

He was a pesky lil devil too.

Jun 7, 2019 09:33:57 #

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Peewee and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so... (show quote)

You sure are racking up the brownie points with Peewee aren't you?

Jun 7, 2019 18:50:15 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

You're beginning to remind me of my ex's chihuahua.

He was a pesky lil devil too.

yap,yap,yap!!

Jun 7, 2019 18:57:03 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

yap,yap,yap!!

Git! Amazing, you sound like him too.

Jun 8, 2019 07:17:15 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Peewee wrote:

Git! Amazing, you sound like him too.

I gather you two won't be fishing or vacationing together anytime soon.

Jun 8, 2019 07:21:59 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

slatten49 wrote:

I gather you two won't be fishing or vacationing together anytime soon.

Why not?

Badbobby could teach Peewee to tell fish stories

Jun 8, 2019 07:24:50 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Why not?

Badbobby could teach Peewee to tell fish stories

Or, better yet, spend their time together extolling the virtues of US Marines.

Jun 8, 2019 07:52:59 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

slatten49 wrote:

I gather you two won't be fishing or vacationing together anytime soon.

You never know, we're both professional agitators with a great sense of humor. Somehow we understand each other. Kind of like brothers who are always picking on one another. Sooner or later I'll have to drive through Houston again. If he lives near Deer Park a meeting would be possible. I have a cute girlfriend who works there and I have to go through Houston to see my mom in Baton Rouge. But I'd rather eat lunch than fish or vacation. I'm more like you when it comes to food. I'd splurge on a What-a-Burger for BB.

Jun 8, 2019 07:59:32 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Why not?

Badbobby could teach Peewee to tell fish stories

Ha, Peewee already knows how to fib for entertainment purposes, true stories are always better. The problem is knowing which is which when you're the listener.