badbobby Loc: texas

a young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to Slat on a park bench. Slat stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

Slat replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Marines, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."




Peewee walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

Peewee said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

Peewee seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Peewee stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned Peewee. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said Peewee, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

bahmer

No wonder that Peewee didn't stay married vary long pretty soon his reputation proceeded him.

badbobby Loc: texas

yeah but look at the fun he had

bahmer

Probably more fun than fishin right?

2quick4u Loc: Somewhere in central Tx...

As long as he sticks to a basic 'catch and release' program..everything should be A-OK...hehe

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

I'd never have sex with a parrot, but a good looking two legged filly is different.

That was so bad BB, I hope your boat motor never gets fixed.

I hope Bahmer asks you twice every day "when you going fishing".

That the liquor store just sold out of Jack, ten minutes before you get there.

And Bahmer... gets rescued by a helicopter and it's on a windy day.

With friends like you guys who needs enemies.

badbobby Loc: texas

ow
it's obvious that you don't appreciate the marvelous things I do for you Peewee
I've made you famous even beyond OPP
and I get no appreciation??

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Uh oh, where else have you been tarnishing my name and reputation?

Do you belong to the local VFW? If you ain't fishing, your drinking.

No wonder your marriage lasted. You're never home except to eat, sleep, and make whoopee.

You're a card, a rascal, and my favorite comedian, hope you never change.

Thanks for your service and doing your share in saving the free world and our Republic!

The news keeps saying 400 WWII vest pass each day. Hope your anchor stays dropped and secure.

Not ready to hear any of that Anchors Aweigh stuff.

badbobby Loc: texas

don't remind me Peewee
I'm prolly on borrowed time as it is
But I'm gonna go out with a smile

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Timing is everything, they say.

Which one are you planning on doing as you depart?

Fishing, drinking, or whoopee?

I hope to pass in my recliner while taking a nap.

badbobby Loc: texas

all three sounds good

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

My hero gives new meaning to rocking the boat.

bahmer

Well if he was doing all three he would be rockin the boat then wouldn't he?

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Yup, he needs to trade in that useless motor for a pontoon party boat so he can go out in style,

or settle for a bass boat with a trolling motor and hang around a bit longer.

badbobby Loc: texas

it is a bass boat with a trolling motor
it's the ass end motor that's the problem
and I'll hang around as long as I can