badbobby Loc: texas

bahm, an 76 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw bahm walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to bahm and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

bahm replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."





badbobby had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100 %.

bb went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said: "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
bb replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!"





One day at the rest home,Peewee and an old woman woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

Peewee doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your pants," she says.

He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing," Peewe says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

Carol Kelly

Those were great. The 2nd one about the hearing was the best. Wouldn’t you just love?

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks Carol
did you see the first three and the last two?

bahmer

All of them are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.