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Jun 5, 2019 15:06:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Reporters interviewing AuntiE:
‘And what do you think is the best thing about being old?’ the reporter asked.
She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’


Two old men (Bahm and Slat) in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and Slat said, ‘How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 76 years old, how do you honestly feel?’
‘Honestly,replied bahm, I feel like a new born baby. I’ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.’


Three old guys are out walking..Slat says,
‘Windy, isn’t it?’bahm says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’
badbobby says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer.’

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Jun 5, 2019 17:08:55   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Reporters interviewing AuntiE:
‘And what do you think is the best thing about being old?’ the reporter asked.
She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’


Two old men (Bahm and Slat) in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and Slat said, ‘How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 76 years old, how do you honestly feel?’
‘Honestly,replied bahm, I feel like a new born baby. I’ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.’


Three old guys are out walking..Slat says,
‘Windy, isn’t it?’bahm says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’
badbobby says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer.’
Reporters interviewing AuntiE: br ‘And what do you... (show quote)


You are on a roll today there badbobby feeling pretty chipper after your day of fishin I see.

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Jun 5, 2019 17:42:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You are on a roll today there badbobby feeling pretty chipper after your day of fishin I see.


I had a day of fishin??

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Jun 5, 2019 17:45:40   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I had a day of fishin??


I thought that that would put a smile on your face.
Have you heard anything about the boat yet?
Maybe Mama will chip in and you can buy a new boat and then go crappie fishin for her.

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Jun 6, 2019 07:38:27   #
John P
 
it is amazing how so many things make so much since to you if you have lived them.

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Jun 6, 2019 13:34:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I thought that that would put a smile on your face.
Have you heard anything about the boat yet?
Maybe Mama will chip in and you can buy a new boat and then go crappie fishin for her.
I thought that that would put a smile on your face... (show quote)

Mama told me to keep my nose outta it
the mechanic said he rebuilt the carburetor
and now he says the carburetor was full of junk
well if he rebuilt the carb
Why didnt he see the junk then
I think my son in law got ripped off


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Jun 6, 2019 14:28:28   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Mama told me to keep my nose outta it
the mechanic said he rebuilt the carburetor
and now he says the carburetor was full of junk
well if he rebuilt the carb
Why didnt he see the junk then
I think my son in law got ripped off



Amen and Amen maybe he meant that he was filling up the carburetor instead of cleaning it out.

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