badbobby ,Slat and Peewee play golf
Feb 5, 2019 16:59:21 #
badbobby ,Slat and Peewee were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. They start getting really upset as time goes on, as they have reserved the time!
badbobby: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 25 minutes!
Slat: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Peewee: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.
Peewee: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence)
badbobby That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Slat: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Peewee: Why can't these guys play at night?"
badbobby: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 25 minutes!
Slat: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Peewee: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.
Peewee: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence)
badbobby That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Slat: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Peewee: Why can't these guys play at night?"
Feb 5, 2019 17:08:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
badbobby ,Slat and Peewee were waiting one morning... (show quote)
Top, notch, BB
But, did you have to claim I called them inept
Feb 5, 2019 17:14:28 #
badbobby wrote:
badbobby ,Slat and Peewee were waiting one morning... (show quote)
Good old Peewee comes up with a logical solution again.
Feb 5, 2019 17:53:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Good old Peewee comes up with a logical solution again.
"Good old PeeWee," , Mr. Fightin' Illini Feb 5, 2019 17:55:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
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well you should learn about the folks before you comment
Feb 5, 2019 17:58:31 #
slatten49 wrote: "Good old PeeWee," , Mr. Fightin' Illini
"Good old PeeWee," , Mr. Fightin' Illini methinks Peewee's short stature causes him to be combative and sarcastic
he should know that we don't look down at him
some times anyhow
Feb 5, 2019 18:00:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well you should learn about the folks before you comment
You mean similar to having learned your welching ways and commenting on them
Feb 5, 2019 19:13:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
You mean similar to having learned your welching ways and commenting on them
that would be tellin falsehoods Slat
Feb 5, 2019 19:49:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
that would be tellin falsehoods Slat
Nah...true story, BB.
Feb 6, 2019 10:34:56 #
Feb 6, 2019 11:08:02 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
methinks Peewee's short stature causes him to be combative and sarcastic
he should know that we don't look down at him
some times anyhow
he should know that we don't look down at him
some times anyhow
As long as I can't see my growing bald spot, I'm a happy camper. Fore!!!
Feb 6, 2019 13:22:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you neither know nor can handle the truth
How would you know, BB, as you've never been truthful about your debts to Marines.
Pay up, ya' durn Squid
Feb 6, 2019 13:24:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
As long as I can't see my growing bald spot, I'm a happy camper. Fore!!!
Get a burr or shave your head. That'll take care of hiding your baldness.
Feb 6, 2019 13:30:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Get a burr or shave your head. That'll take care of hiding your baldness.
mayhaps you should try hiding the untruths you are posting about me
although you don't know truth
you certainly use untruth a lot
Feb 6, 2019 13:34:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps you should try hiding the untruths you are posting about me
although you don't know truth
you certainly use untruth a lot
although you don't know truth
you certainly use untruth a lot
You're not a durn Squid I admit only to your having me fooled.
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