"Mind if I join you, gentlemen?"
Dec 24, 2018 06:38:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round.
She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?"
No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30 am sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.
They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she plays left-handed.
The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
After the game they decide to have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse.
Finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins. "Well I'm ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willy points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical and burst into laughter. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the them asks, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
"Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?"
No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30 am sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.
They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she plays left-handed.
The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
After the game they decide to have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse.
Finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and grins. "Well I'm ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willy points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical and burst into laughter. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the them asks, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
"Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
Dec 24, 2018 06:50:31 #
Oh bravo...
Worth getting yelled at for being on the phone during movie night...
Worth getting yelled at for being on the phone during movie night...
Dec 24, 2018 08:13:45 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the... (show quote)
That's a course erection, I mean, correction.Dec 24, 2018 09:07:36 #
slatten49 wrote:
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the... (show quote)
Good one Slats now to see if badbobby posts it as well.
Dec 24, 2018 09:20:17 #
Dec 24, 2018 09:56:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Good one Slats now to see if badbobby posts it as well.
Well, by his own admission, he is a copycat.
Dec 25, 2018 12:29:26 #
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Dec 26, 2018 18:36:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
Just like your IOU payments. 
you should catch up
not only on your IOUs
but on OPP
but I forgive you
I know you are still asleep
even while awake
Dec 26, 2018 19:12:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you should catch up
not only on your IOUs
but on OPP
but I forgive you
I know you are still asleep
even while awake
not only on your IOUs
but on OPP
but I forgive you
I know you are still asleep
even while awake
Sorry about time on OPP, but much going on today. It was our Vet group's luncheon day, and we extended it for a few hours.
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