badbobby Loc: texas

A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction. As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by its possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.

The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”

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The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.”

BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.

Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!”

BAM! With a snap of the genies fingers, the room swirled and transformed into a great hall. Her once broken cottage had become a mansion. Upon looking down the woman noticed her worn clothing had been replaced with a stunning dress, and shining heels.

While she marveled at this outcome the genie stood solemnly and said: “you have one wish left.”



The woman thought about this for a while and then felt a slight brush against her leg. It was her old cat, frightened by the building's transformation.

The woman looked up at the genie and said “this cat has been faithfully with me for all my years. Please, transform him into a human man, so that we may spend many happy days together!”

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BAM! In a blinding flash the cat had vanished. Standing in his place was a tall, dark-haired, handsome young man.

Immediately enamored by her new love, the woman fell into his arms. The genie, his work complete, disappeared. As she gazed into his eyes, he drew her close and whispered

“I bet you wish you hadn't had me fixed.”

bahmer

Now go see the suggestions that I showered on Slats. First you do know a woman who loves cats here on OPP right? and you could also slip in Slats for that cat and add some more humor to is and give the story some life. See now the story is funny and almost believable.

badbobby Loc: texas

cain't do that bahm
I'm afraida AuntiE

bahmer

I find that hard to believe.

badbobby Loc: texas

aintchu seen somea the weapons that lady and her cats have???
I'm a cautious man bahm
and I wanna live a lil longer

bahmer

And here I thought that you was wild and woolly and
ready to tackle just about anything.

badbobby Loc: texas

you have me confused with Peewee

bahmer

Well then have Peewee write about the old lady
and her cat using AuntiE then I don't really care.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

There ya' go, Bahmer. BB can be the cat...scaredy cat...in the story.

Apparently, BB hadn't noticed I posted this much earlier today.

bahmer

I didn't want you two going at it like cats and dogs.

badbobby Loc: texas

though it's true
that I'm deathly afraida auntiE
Slat is another story
Slat only dreams that he does great things
whereas I live in the real world
I will admit that

he does copy google fairly well

bahmer

I had thought that that was the case but I didn't want
to hurt the poor misguided Marines feelings he is so
delicate you know.

badbobby Loc: texas

lets not be too hard on him bham
you know what tender feelins them Jarheads has got

bahmer

I will try to do better but he has to work at it.