The Old Lady & The Genie
Dec 21, 2018 06:57:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction. As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by its possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”
The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.”
BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.
Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie, I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!”
BAM! With a snap of the genies fingers, the room swirled and transformed into a great hall. Her once broken cottage had become a mansion. Upon looking down the woman noticed her worn clothing had been replaced with a stunning dress, and shining heels.
While she marveled at this outcome the genie stood solemnly and said: “you have one wish left.”
The woman thought about this for a while and then felt a slight brush against her leg. It was her old cat, frightened by the building's transformation.
The woman looked up at the genie and said “this cat has been faithfully with me for all my years. Please, transform him into a human man, so that we may spend many happy days together!”
BAM! In a blinding flash the cat had vanished. Standing in his place was a tall, dark-haired, handsome young man. The genie, his work complete, disappeared.
Immediately enamored by her new love, the woman fell into his arms. As she gazed into his eyes, he drew her close and whispered...
“I bet you wish you hadn't had me fixed.”
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”
The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.”
BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.
Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie, I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!”
BAM! With a snap of the genies fingers, the room swirled and transformed into a great hall. Her once broken cottage had become a mansion. Upon looking down the woman noticed her worn clothing had been replaced with a stunning dress, and shining heels.
While she marveled at this outcome the genie stood solemnly and said: “you have one wish left.”
The woman thought about this for a while and then felt a slight brush against her leg. It was her old cat, frightened by the building's transformation.
The woman looked up at the genie and said “this cat has been faithfully with me for all my years. Please, transform him into a human man, so that we may spend many happy days together!”
BAM! In a blinding flash the cat had vanished. Standing in his place was a tall, dark-haired, handsome young man. The genie, his work complete, disappeared.
Immediately enamored by her new love, the woman fell into his arms. As she gazed into his eyes, he drew her close and whispered...
“I bet you wish you hadn't had me fixed.”
Dec 21, 2018 08:12:20 #
valkyrierider
Loc: "Land of Trump"
slatten49 wrote:
A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables t... (show quote)
I really like that one.
Dec 21, 2018 08:13:15 #
Dec 21, 2018 08:55:40 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables t... (show quote)
How did the cat get broke in the first place? 
Dec 21, 2018 09:24:18 #
Nicely done...
I kept waiting for the 12 inch pianist to make an entrance...
I kept waiting for the 12 inch pianist to make an entrance...
Dec 21, 2018 09:24:20 #
Nicely done...
I kept waiting for the 12 inch pianist to make an entrance...
I kept waiting for the 12 inch pianist to make an entrance...
Dec 21, 2018 10:08:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables t... (show quote)
You have to let your imagination run a little wild when you post these stories Slats that is what makes them fun. Who do you know that is a little old lady that has a cat on OPP? You can also give the old cat a name like the one that you claim owes you all of those IOU's. Now it is personalized and it is more funny then.
Dec 21, 2018 10:14:57 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nicely done...
I kept waiting for the 12 inch pianist to make an entrance...
I kept waiting for the 12 inch pianist to make an entrance...
Too late, I already told that one.
Dec 21, 2018 10:25:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You have to let your imagination run a little wild when you post these stories Slats that is what makes them fun. Who do you know that is a little old lady that has a cat on OPP? You can also give the old cat a name like the one that you claim owes you all of those IOU's. Now it is personalized and it is more funny then.
I never even imagined naming the little old lady AuntiE or the cat BB.
Dec 21, 2018 10:31:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
I never even imagined naming the little old lady AuntiE or the cat BB.
I bet.
Dec 21, 2018 10:55:36 #
Dec 21, 2018 10:57:32 #
Dec 21, 2018 11:09:49 #
slatten49 wrote: How or why would you possibly doubt me 
How or why would you possibly doubt me Oh I don't know let me count the ways. Can I get back to you on that this may take some time.
Dec 21, 2018 12:23:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Oh I don't know let me count the ways. Can I get back to you on that this may take some time.
Why not
Both of us are retired and have lots of time on our hands. Dec 21, 2018 12:28:29 #
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