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another Irish joke
Nov 16, 2018 18:29:29 #
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that is terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he request, Mary? "
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun…'"
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that is terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he request, Mary? "
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun…'"
Nov 16, 2018 18:30:36 #
badbobby wrote:
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Su... (show quote)
Well that is a last request.
Nov 16, 2018 18:31:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Su... (show quote)
I'm glad Mrs. BB graciously and mercifully put her gun down.
I'll give her 'til you pay off your poker IOUs.
That should guarantee you many more years, ya' durn Squid. 
Nov 16, 2018 19:39:17 #
A priest was saving some soles in the red light district in San Francisco when a prostitute walked up and said "Hey father how bout a quickie. The priest not knowing what a quickie was just said no thank you and went about his business. As the day went on this happened a few more times getting his curiosity up on just what a quickie was. That night when he returned to his church he ask Mother Superior "What's a quickie?" Mother Superior answers "Two fifty just like in town.
Nov 17, 2018 16:54:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm glad Mrs. BB graciously and mercifully put her gun down.
I'll give her 'til you pay off your poker IOUs. That should guarantee you many more years, ya' durn Squid.
I'll give her 'til you pay off your poker IOUs.
That should guarantee you many more years, ya' durn Squid. ut I'm not Irish
well not completely
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