badbobby and Slattenwere fishing on their respective sides of the Mississippi river.
Just as soon as badbobby put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and Slat was catching nothing, so he yelled across to badbobby, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
"Allright, tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" bobby yelled back.
Slat replied, "ain't no way, bobby. I know you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
so sad
badbobby wrote:
no matter Tom
he's all wet anyhow
Didn't your mom tell you that if you couldn't say anything nice about a person, don't say anything at all.
slatten49 wrote:
Didn't your mom tell you that if you couldn't say anything nice about a person, don't say anything at all.
I never called you'dirty,rotten you know what'
gimme sum credit
slatten49 wrote:
Didn't your mom tell you that if you couldn't say anything nice about a person, don't say anything at all.
that from a guy who slings more mud than anyone
badbobby wrote:
I never called you'dirty,rotten you know what'
gimme sum credit
I gave you lots of credit...thus, all those poker IOUs of yours with which I'm stuck.
Pay up, ya' durn Squid.
slatten49 wrote:
I gave you lots of credit...thus, all those poker IOUs of yours with which I'm stuck.
Pay up, ya' durn Squid.
BTW Slat
you will be hearing from my lawyer soon
unless you pay up just a little of what you owe me
figger just that little would fix me up for what time I have left
durn Jarhead
badbobby wrote:
BTW Slat
you will be hearing from my lawyer soon
unless you pay up just a little of what you owe me
figger just that little would fix me up for what time I have left
durn Jarhead
All your lawyer/attorney will be hearing from me will be guffaws of laughter and derision for your sad case.
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