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A Marine visits the restroom
Nov 15, 2018 15:31:36 #
A Marine gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the restroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You idiot!" "You're sitting on the mop bucket!
Nov 15, 2018 15:33:08 #
badbobby wrote:
A Marine gets up from the bar and heads for the re... (show quote)
I did not see that one coming.
Nov 15, 2018 16:05:20 #
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Nov 15, 2018 16:47:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
You seem to have a lot of time on your hands, ya' durn Squid. 
waitin for you to reply to my posts
while you were gone
Nov 15, 2018 16:49:35 #
badbobby wrote:
waitin for you to reply to my posts
while you were gone
while you were gone
You can see that he is busy baby sitting.
Nov 15, 2018 18:19:26 #
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Nov 15, 2018 19:24:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
pretty much 
I like the way my 'baby' pays me for sitting with her.
Nov 16, 2018 11:09:15 #
badbobby wrote:
A Marine gets up from the bar and heads for the re... (show quote)
I bet that Slats was embarrassed after that was he not?
Nov 16, 2018 12:57:02 #
bahmer wrote:
I bet that Slats was embarrassed after that was he not?
prolly a lil sore too
Nov 16, 2018 13:49:14 #
Nov 16, 2018 15:55:45 #
moldyoldy wrote:
I though Marines had brass ones?
that's what they are taught in boot camp
but that don't make it so
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Check out topic: Government plans $1,000 fines for VICTIMS of gun crime!