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bahmer tests the speed of his bycyvle
Nov 5, 2018 14:04:07 #
bahmer was quite inventive and was always trying out new things.
One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable.
He asked his friend, who owned an old Chevelle if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory. His friend said, "Sure."
So bahmer tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend:
"I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you to maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph.
bahmer on the bike was handling the speed just fine.
But, all of sudden, an orange Camaro came up beside them and before you knew it, the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about bahmer on the bike and took to drag racing the Chevelle.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready.
He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph
He called into headquarters on his radio: "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Camaro and a Chevelle racing out here on Highway 3, and there's bahmer on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"
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One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable.
He asked his friend, who owned an old Chevelle if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory. His friend said, "Sure."
So bahmer tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend:
"I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you to maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph.
bahmer on the bike was handling the speed just fine.
But, all of sudden, an orange Camaro came up beside them and before you knew it, the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about bahmer on the bike and took to drag racing the Chevelle.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready.
He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph
He called into headquarters on his radio: "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Camaro and a Chevelle racing out here on Highway 3, and there's bahmer on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"
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Nov 5, 2018 14:30:07 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was quite inventive and was always trying ... (show quote)
First off what is a bycyvyl? Next how many cars were racing
in one sentence you had a Camaro a Chevelle and a Mustang.
Outside of that it was really funny thanks for the laughs.
Nov 5, 2018 14:35:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
First off what is a bycyvyl? Next how many cars were racing
in one sentence you had a Camaro a Chevelle and a Mustang.
Outside of that it was really funny thanks for the laughs.
in one sentence you had a Camaro a Chevelle and a Mustang.
Outside of that it was really funny thanks for the laughs.
BB's mind (or what's left of it) was racing ahead of his typing on the computer.
Poor ol' feller.
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Nov 5, 2018 15:11:52 #
Nov 5, 2018 16:34:12 #
bahmer wrote:
First off what is a bycyvyl? Next how many cars were racing
in one sentence you had a Camaro a Chevelle and a Mustang.
Outside of that it was really funny thanks for the laughs.
in one sentence you had a Camaro a Chevelle and a Mustang.
Outside of that it was really funny thanks for the laughs.
you're too dam picky
Nov 5, 2018 16:35:33 #
badbobby wrote:
you're too dam picky
You don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot do you.
Nov 5, 2018 16:36:02 #
Nov 5, 2018 16:37:06 #
Nov 5, 2018 16:37:11 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB's mind (or what's left of it) was racing ahead of his typing on the computer.
Poor ol' feller.
Poor ol' feller.
and you sir are a dam dastardly Marine
so I forgive you
Nov 5, 2018 16:38:28 #
Nov 5, 2018 16:39:57 #
bahmer wrote:
You don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot do you.
also a smartass
been hangin with Slat
haven't you??
Nov 5, 2018 16:43:43 #
badbobby wrote:
also a smartass
been hangin with Slat
haven't you??
been hangin with Slat
haven't you??
Nope I have been hanging with my
brother in law trying to get the plow
truck ready for winter.
Nov 5, 2018 16:51:37 #
bahmer wrote:
Nope I have been hanging with my
brother in law trying to get the plow
truck ready for winter.
brother in law trying to get the plow
truck ready for winter.
is he a smartass too??
prolly a dam Jarhead
Nov 5, 2018 16:59:56 #
badbobby wrote:
is he a smartass too??
prolly a dam Jarhead
prolly a dam Jarhead
Nope I only know of one family member that
was in the service and that was my cousin
who lives in CA. he was in the Navy.
Nov 5, 2018 17:48:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Nope I only know of one family member that
was in the service and that was my cousin
who lives in CA. he was in the Navy.
was in the service and that was my cousin
who lives in CA. he was in the Navy.
Being a durn Squid, is he still allowed at family gatherings
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