when Peewee was a Dentist
Oct 30, 2018 17:46:16 #
Peewee and a girl met at a bar. They geot along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, Peewee takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
Peewee, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love.
After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
Peewee, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
A few drinks later, Peewee takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
Peewee, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love.
After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
Peewee, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
Oct 30, 2018 17:52:14 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
Peewee and a girl met at a bar. They geot along so... (show quote)
Now, who's a "ratfink"? This song was written about me!
https://youtu.be/42YeDHaUOvA
Oct 30, 2018 18:03:39 #
Peewee wrote:
different girl
I guess
Oct 30, 2018 18:12:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Peewee and a girl met at a bar. They geot along so... (show quote)
BB, are you insinuating that Peewee couldn't fill her cavity
Oct 30, 2018 18:23:40 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
BB, are you insinuating that Peewee couldn't fill her cavity
The thought of being a dentist has never crossed my mind.
Oct 30, 2018 18:38:37 #
badbobby wrote:
Peewee and a girl met at a bar. They geot along so... (show quote)
Good one badbobby you got Peewee good that time.
Oct 30, 2018 18:55:04 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
bahmer wrote:
Good one badbobby you got Peewee good that time.
Et Tu, Bahmer? Okay, three to one is fair, when the three are you guys.
I'll tie one arm behind my back to make it fair.
Oct 30, 2018 19:49:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, are you insinuating that Peewee couldn't fill her cavity
seemed that way
Oct 30, 2018 19:50:28 #
Peewee wrote:
The thought of being a dentist has never crossed my mind.
it was in your other life Peewee
Oct 30, 2018 19:51:07 #
bahmer wrote:
Good one badbobby you got Peewee good that time.
thank you,thank you!!!
Oct 30, 2018 19:54:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
it was in your other life Peewee
Has Peewee ever had a life of which to speak 
Oct 30, 2018 20:52:16 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote: Has Peewee ever had a life of which to speak
Has Peewee ever had a life of which to speak I've done more by accident than you yahoos have, on purpose.
You three would have to speed up, just to come to a "full" stop.
When I go after a woman, she starts out saying... don't... stop that...
and ends up saying... DON'T STOP!!!
Oct 30, 2018 22:44:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
I've done more by accident than you yahoos have, o... (show quote)
Well, at least I see that you have maintained your modesty. 
But then, why shouldn't you, as there is so much reason for you to be modest.
Oct 30, 2018 23:55:33 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote: Well, at least I see that you have maintained your modesty.
But then, why shouldn't you, as there is so much reason for you to be modest.
Well, at least I see that you have maintained your modesty. But then, why shouldn't you, as there is so much reason for you to be modest.
Modesty is my middle name. If I were dealing with honest characters, honesty would be my strong suit. But since I'm dealing with neer-do-wells, I had to pull out my honorary Texan, B.S. card. I fight fire with fire and you guys are toast... burnt toast. Don Rickles got his one-liners from me, and I never met Will Rogers.
Google Boyd Rush, 1964, first heart transplant, Jackson, MS., my granddad. Granny was upset when she found out it was a chimpanzee heart. I've had a unique life and I don't take any credit for most of it. I just happened to be there. He was granny's third husband. First one killed by a train when his car was rear-ended, second an illness, and Mr. Rush was number three. She never remarried after that and she was only around forty and I was in the fourth grade.
Oct 31, 2018 06:14:16 #
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