Three Italian Nuns Go To Heaven...
Oct 28, 2018 23:37:58 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Three Italian Nuns Go To Heaven
Very Funny! 👍😎... Don D.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." And 'poof' she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and 'poof' she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who ?", he asks
"Alberta Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says,
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you're going straight to hell! [See You There... Don D.]
Very Funny! 👍😎... Don D.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." And 'poof' she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and 'poof' she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who ?", he asks
"Alberta Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says,
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you're going straight to hell! [See You There... Don D.]
Oct 29, 2018 00:53:16 #
The third nun, (pronounced none) that has lived a whole life time sexless has got to be one horny chick. Bet this story is more truth than fiction. Don, as for going straight to hell, what makes you think we're not in hell now? Hell is not a geographical location, rather it is a state of mind and/or spiritual existence. We can say the same for heaven. As always the choice is our own to make. And for that I thank God.
Oct 29, 2018 05:43:53 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Three Italian Nuns Go To Heaven br br Very Funny!... (show quote)
I know another nun who has just been judged, Angel Merkel's predestined history is stepping out.
And that's not a night club Angel is going to after getting pushed off the CDU chair.
Angel Merkel has made it through the Pearly Gates.
Congratulations Germany, the new day is a body blow to the DEMOCRATS, Germany is turning to Conservative Orientalism, Trump and the Republicans are welcome to join in.
But not so the Democrats.
Oct 29, 2018 10:19:05 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Three Italian Nuns Go To Heaven br br Very Funny!... (show quote)
Amen and Amen very good my friend thanks for the laughs.
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