Hi Neighbor
Oct 28, 2018 11:38:24 #
Proof not to go off half-cocked!!
Hi Neighbor
Hi George, this is Richard, next door. I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text, & I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.
The truth is that, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently & I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology & forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage, & I'll pay you. Regards, Richard
NEIGHBOUR'S RESPONSE: George, feeling enraged & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, & shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard.
2nd TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, George, Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out & noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.
Hi Neighbor
Hi George, this is Richard, next door. I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text, & I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.
The truth is that, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently & I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology & forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage, & I'll pay you. Regards, Richard
NEIGHBOUR'S RESPONSE: George, feeling enraged & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, & shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard.
2nd TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, George, Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out & noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.
Oct 28, 2018 12:14:41 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
eagleye13 wrote:
Proof not to go off half-cocked!! br br Hi Neighb... (show quote)
LOVE IT!!!Sometimes it pays to research before coming to conclusions and reacting without all the information. However, for some people, using their WI-FI without permission is the more serious of the two crimes.
Oct 28, 2018 12:24:08 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Proof not to go off half-cocked!! br br Hi Neighb... (show quote)
And looking at the Jewish dead and wounded yesterday
It appears you are correct
technology will be the death of us all
Oct 29, 2018 17:56:20 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Proof not to go off half-cocked!! br br Hi Neighb... (show quote)
I wonder if the cops will see the humor of it all when they read that e-mail or will they just arrest him anyway.
Oct 30, 2018 00:29:36 #
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