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Iowa Halloween Farm Joke
Oct 3, 2018 09:11:14   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke

In a rural area in Iowa a husband and wife went to a Halloween costume party at a near by farm.
They were dressed in a two person cow costume with the husband in the front.
Later in the evening and after several drinks they decided to take a short cut home across the farmer's pasture.
The farmer had a young and very healthy bull who took an interest in them and started following them then chasing them.
The wife said: "honey I'm out of breath and can't run anymore what are we going to do"?
Husband sayz "I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but honey you better brace yerself.



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Oct 3, 2018 09:16:51   #
Airforceone
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke

In a rural area in Iowa a husband and wife went to a Halloween costume party at a near by farm.
They were dressed in a two person cow costume with the husband in the front.
Later in the evening and after several drinks they decided to take a short cut home across the farmer's pasture.
The farmer had a young and very healthy bull who took an interest in them and started following them then chasing them.
The wife said: "honey I'm out of breath and can't run anymore what are we going to do"?
Husband sayz "I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but honey you better brace yerself.
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke br br In a rural area in... (show quote)



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Oct 3, 2018 09:55:05   #
JimMe
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke

In a rural area in Iowa a husband and wife went to a Halloween costume party at a near by farm.
They were dressed in a two person cow costume with the husband in the front.
Later in the evening and after several drinks they decided to take a short cut home across the farmer's pasture.
The farmer had a young and very healthy bull who took an interest in them and started following them then chasing them.
The wife said: "honey I'm out of breath and can't run anymore what are we going to do"?
Husband sayz "I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but honey you better brace yerself.
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke br br In a rural area in... (show quote)



This one's a lot of Bull...

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Oct 3, 2018 09:59:06   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
JimMe wrote:
This one's a lot of Bull...

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Brace yer self

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Oct 4, 2018 11:28:15   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke

In a rural area in Iowa a husband and wife went to a Halloween costume party at a near by farm.
They were dressed in a two person cow costume with the husband in the front.
Later in the evening and after several drinks they decided to take a short cut home across the farmer's pasture.
The farmer had a young and very healthy bull who took an interest in them and started following them then chasing them.
The wife said: "honey I'm out of breath and can't run anymore what are we going to do"?
Husband sayz "I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but honey you better brace yerself.
Iowa Halloween Farm Joke br br In a rural area in... (show quote)


Good one thanks

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