First things first, Bahmer
Sep 30, 2018 19:44:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Bahmer was looking a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.
"Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered Bahmer.
"You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do? I don't want to be like BadBobby. He keeps forgetting to pay his IOUs."
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Please pay me in advance, Mr. Bahmer."
"Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered Bahmer.
"You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do? I don't want to be like BadBobby. He keeps forgetting to pay his IOUs."
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Please pay me in advance, Mr. Bahmer."
Sep 30, 2018 20:00:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was looking a little worried when the docto... (show quote)
Now that's hard to believe. No doctor wants to be paid up front. Their main goal is to cure.
Sep 30, 2018 21:07:20 #
sisboombaa wrote:
Now that's hard to believe. No doctor wants to be paid up front. Their main goal is to cure.
For those who maybe confused, my post above is pure sarcasm.
Sep 30, 2018 21:11:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
sisboombaa wrote:
For those who maybe confused, my post above is pure sarcasm.
I got it, Sis. BB and Bahmer are probably asleep by now. They go to bed when the sun goes down.
I should'a put it up earlier to catch their attention. 
But, they'll be all over it tomorrow 
Oct 1, 2018 09:07:47 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was looking a little worried when the docto... (show quote)
That's like the old saying; losing ones memory is.................um................damn. 
Oct 1, 2018 11:34:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was looking a little worried when the docto... (show quote)
Funny I was gonna reverse the players a bit myself. I was going to have the doctor be badbobby and you as the patient that keeps forgetting his IOU's. Ah well you beat me to it.
Oct 1, 2018 12:08:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Funny I was gonna reverse the players a bit myself. I was going to have the doctor be badbobby and you as the patient that keeps forgetting his IOU's. Ah well you beat me to it.
Oh well..."Truth, Justice and the American way" wins once again.
Oct 1, 2018 12:28:37 #
Oct 1, 2018 14:47:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
Oh well..."Truth, Justice and the American way" wins once again.
Only in the mind of a dastardly Marine is all.
Oct 1, 2018 17:55:11 #
slatten49 wrote:
I got it, Sis. BB and Bahmer are probably asleep ... (show quote)
as usual Slat
you're a day late and a dollar short
I posted this lil short joke yesterday
naming n p as the patient
get up to date Slat
and pay me them IOUs
Oct 1, 2018 18:00:27 #
badbobby wrote:
as usual Slat
you're a day late and a dollar short
I posted this lil short joke yesterday
naming n p as the patient
get up to date Slat
and pay me them IOUs
you're a day late and a dollar short
I posted this lil short joke yesterday
naming n p as the patient
get up to date Slat
and pay me them IOUs
Did mama watch the Kavanaugh shenanigans last
week and if so what was her opinion of Dr. Ford?
Oct 1, 2018 18:10:33 #
bahmer wrote:
Did mama watch the Kavanaugh shenanigans last
week and if so what was her opinion of Dr. Ford?
week and if so what was her opinion of Dr. Ford?
maybe you are unaware bahm
Mama leans to the left a lil
but she said after all this time has passed
BS!!!
Oct 1, 2018 18:16:57 #
badbobby wrote:
maybe you are unaware bahm
Mama leans to the left a lil
but she said after all this time has passed
BS!!!
Mama leans to the left a lil
but she said after all this time has passed
BS!!!
My late wife would have seen it the same way.
She could spot a fake female a nile away.
I was always believing the woman and she would
of course tell me where I was wrong. She was always right.
Don't know how either.
Oct 1, 2018 20:10:17 #
bahmer wrote:
My late wife would have seen it the same way.
She could spot a fake female a nile away.
I was always believing the woman and she would
of course tell me where I was wrong. She was always right.
Don't know how either.
She could spot a fake female a nile away.
I was always believing the woman and she would
of course tell me where I was wrong. She was always right.
Don't know how either.
zey haf zier vays bahm
Oct 1, 2018 23:00:27 #
sisboombaa wrote:
For those who maybe confused, my post above is pure sarcasm.
I got it! Every doctor I see requires payment up front before he sees you, and one even tried to bill me later for additional payment, which is against the Medicare rules. Needless to say, he us no longer my doctor.
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