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Sep 29, 2018 13:21:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.

"Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered n p



"You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"

The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."

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Sep 29, 2018 13:26:27   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
no propaganda looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.

"Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered n p



"You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"

The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."
no propaganda looked a little worried when the doc... (show quote)


Good one badbobby thanks for the laugh. I was thinking along the
lines of you being the doctor and Slats the one with the memory problem.

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Sep 30, 2018 10:52:11   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one badbobby thanks for the laugh. I was thinking along the
lines of you being the doctor and Slats the one with the memory problem.


bahm, you would have excelled at throwing grenades.


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Sep 30, 2018 10:53:18   #
bahmer
 
Peewee wrote:
bahm, you would have excelled at throwing grenades.



Why thank you for that.

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Sep 30, 2018 11:28:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Why thank you for that.


reread it bahm

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Sep 30, 2018 12:30:59   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
reread it bahm


What did I miss. I will throw another grenade then. I'm sure to hit it the second time.

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Sep 30, 2018 15:01:24   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
reread it bahm


Dang, can't remember the nickname I gave Bahm, how about RPG (rocket-propelled grenade)? He's getting too close to sniper qualified.


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Sep 30, 2018 15:30:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Dang, can't remember the nickname I gave Bahm, how about RPG (rocket-propelled grenade)? He's getting too close to sniper qualified.

Dang, can't remember the nickname I gave Bahm, how... (show quote)


how bout LASF

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Sep 30, 2018 16:06:15   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
how bout LASF


I'd have to guess at that one, is it a Navy weapon? Laser Assisted ??? ???


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Sep 30, 2018 17:08:34   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
I'd have to guess at that one, is it a Navy weapon? Laser Assisted ??? ???

not what I had in mind
but I like it

my poor nickname was'lost at sea forever'
so lets go with your first two
I'm sure we can come up with sumpin


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Sep 30, 2018 17:28:23   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
not what I had in mind
but I like it

my poor nickname was'lost at sea forever'
so lets go with your first two
I'm sure we can come up with sumpin



That's a terrible nickname, good name for a boat though. Got it, a rapid-fire, Laser-Assisted Solar Flash, railgun.


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Sep 30, 2018 17:47:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
That's a terrible nickname, good name for a boat though. Got it, a rapid-fire, Laser-Assisted Solar Flash, railgun.



maybe you went a wee bit too far Peewee but keep on workin on it
mayhaps we can all vote on a final nickname for our yankee friend bahm

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Sep 30, 2018 18:33:33   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
maybe you went a wee bit too far Peewee but keep on workin on it
mayhaps we can all vote on a final nickname for our yankee friend bahm


Do I get to vote on that as well?

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Sep 30, 2018 20:20:45   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
maybe you went a wee bit too far Peewee but keep on workin on it
mayhaps we can all vote on a final nickname for our yankee friend bahm


Whoa, stop the music. Bahm is a Yankee? This I will have to ponder. Okay, I've pondered long enough. Bahm may be a Yankee but he cuts up like a Son of the South, he'll have to apply for a green card to be a Texan though. We're getting way too many snowbirds and
CA Okies moving in. Next thing you know we'll be a bigger FL., with 'The Villages' franchises popping up across the state. Nip it, nip it in the bud.

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Sep 30, 2018 20:30:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Do I get to vote on that as well?


of course not
we're just usin you to kick around a lil

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