Can't keep a good old man down!
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that she and Roger
should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new
but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85
year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Roger,
Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny
consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond
good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
ready for more 'action'.
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'
Squiddiddler wrote:
Can't keep a good old man down!
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that she and Roger
should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new
but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85
year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Roger,
Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny
consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond
good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
ready for more 'action'.
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'
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Lolololololololhahahahahaha funny!!!!!
Squiddiddler wrote:
Can't keep a good old man down!
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that she and Roger
should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new
but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85
year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Roger,
Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny
consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond
good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
ready for more 'action'.
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'
Can't keep a good old man down! br br Roger, 85, ... (
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personal experience Squid
I didn't say that, but maybe.
I hope I resemble that exercise, but I really don’t remember.
Doctor Dave wrote:
I hope I resemble that exercise, but I really don’t remember.
Lolololololololhahahahahaha
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