badbobby Loc: texas

A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside.

It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

Slatten(a dastardly Marine) thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Slat: 'I have lost my sense of taste.'

Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'

Slat: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'

Doctor: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.'

The annoyed Slat goes back after a few days to recover his money.



Slat: 'I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.'

Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'

Slat (annoyed): 'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.'

Doctor: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.'



The fuming dastardly Marine pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Slat: 'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'

Doctor: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.'

Slat (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100!!'

Doctor: 'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.'

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I can't pay the doctor's bills without your paying me your IOUs.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

How come you never seem to get the better of anyone? Perhaps you should find someone who can write jokes with you as the winner. I can't write any jokes that are funny so I can't help you there, but someone out there should be able to do so.

badbobby Loc: texas

Slat could never be the winner np--even in jokes
it's not in his genes
every once in a great while
he draws two pair and bets them against a straight flush
and can't believe he lost
I really believe it's the reason he continually claims that I (as a superior poker playing Swabbie)owes him IOUs
when it's just the opposite
Slat would feel much better about himself(other OPPers might even like him)
if he would just admit his inadequacies and pay off the many IOUs he owes me and other Swabbies
Come on Slat
Man up and pay your debts

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Et tu, NPP I'm devastated.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You would'a been a great politician, BB. You've begun believing your own prevarications.

Just like a durn Squid.

F.D.R.

Very good

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Actually I LIKE Slatten, but then, I am not a betting person, ever.

badbobby Loc: texas

more and more OPPers are recognizing your nefarious ways Slat
It had to happen

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I am not against you, just asking for a creative soul to write jokes in your favor. That will be great if there are some good joke writers who can do it.

badbobby Loc: texas

jokes were written for Slatten to be the goat
there's no other possibility

moldyoldy

Greatest Of All Time?

badbobby Loc: texas

as far as I know moldy
you do know
he is a Marine???

moldyoldy

Greediest Of All Time, GOAT.