bahmer plays golf
Aug 23, 2018 09:19:02 #
bahmer was on the fairway when Two women were on the tee. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards bahmer The ball hit him and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together to his groin, rolling around in obvious agony.
The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.
"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" bahm grunted, still lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.
"Don't be silly, Let me help!" she told him and, following her persistence, bahm finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"
bahm replied, "It feels terrific, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.
"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" bahm grunted, still lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.
"Don't be silly, Let me help!" she told him and, following her persistence, bahm finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"
bahm replied, "It feels terrific, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
Aug 23, 2018 10:11:01 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was on the fairway when Two women were on t... (show quote)
That's a pretty good trick and it has worked more than once but I must admit I learned it from a sly old sailor that I met.
Aug 23, 2018 11:44:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
That's a pretty good trick and it has worked more than once but I must admit I learned it from a sly old sailor that I met.
I'm almost certain you meant 'silly old Squid' instead of "sly old Sailor." 
Aug 23, 2018 11:46:58 #
slatten49 wrote: I'm almost certain you meant 'silly old Squid' instead of "sly old Sailor."
I'm almost certain you meant 'silly old Squid' instead of "sly old Sailor." Nope Nope it was a sly old sailor that just celebrated his 70th wedding anniversary yesterday and is to pooped out today and is probably napping now.
Aug 23, 2018 14:04:31 #
bahmer wrote:
Nope Nope it was a sly old sailor that just celebrated his 70th wedding anniversary yesterday and is to pooped out today and is probably napping now.
yeppers I'm napping today
but I know ol steadfast bahm is on OPP
takin up for me
Aug 23, 2018 14:29:07 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
yeppers I'm napping today
but I know ol steadfast bahm is on OPP
takin up for me
but I know ol steadfast bahm is on OPP
takin up for me
BB, One can understand that there's no explaining some people's take on things.
Bahmer is one of those people.
Aug 23, 2018 15:27:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, One can understand that there's no explaining some people's take on things.
Bahmer is one of those people.
Bahmer is one of those people.
When you get a little older there sonny boy you may begin to understand some of these things but until then wander about you have some learning to do.
Aug 23, 2018 15:42:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
When you get a little older there sonny boy you may begin to understand some of these things but until then wander about you have some learning to do.
Yes, Sensei.Aug 23, 2018 15:46:55 #
Aug 23, 2018 15:51:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I hope that you bowed at the waist when you said that.
Actually, I bent over in laughter.
Aug 23, 2018 15:56:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Actually, I bent over in laughter.
You durn dastardly Marine you we elders get no respect I tell no respect at all. I will have to get BB to get you when he rests up.
Aug 23, 2018 16:31:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You durn dastardly Marine you we elders get no respect I tell no respect at all. I will have to get BB to get you when he rests up.
I'm going to take a nap.
Aug 23, 2018 16:33:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm going to take a nap.
Go ahead we could use some peace and quite around here for awhile.
Aug 23, 2018 18:46:19 #
bahmer wrote:
Go ahead we could use some peace and quite around here for awhile.
guess it's safe to come back now
Aug 23, 2018 18:48:37 #
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