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Aug 16, 2018 19:26:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Doc, I think it is only fair, , that you should know five things:
The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a Marine
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.
The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.
The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.
'Now, think about it seriously Doc, do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
The Major thinks for a second, shakes his head, gulps his shot down and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ’ times!!!

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Aug 16, 2018 19:28:28   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
badbobby wrote:
A Corpsman wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Doc, I think it is only fair, , that you should know five things:
The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a Marine
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.
The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.
The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.
'Now, think about it seriously Doc, do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
The Corpsman thinks for a second, shakes his head, gulps his shot down and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ’ times!!!
A Corpsman wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his... (show quote)


Ok,who is Ipsen Major?????

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Aug 16, 2018 19:37:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
proud republican wrote:
Ok,who is Ipsen Major?????

Presumably, that would Lpnmajor.

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Aug 16, 2018 20:21:26   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
badbobby wrote:
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Doc, I think it is only fair, , that you should know five things:
The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a Marine
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.
The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.
The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.
'Now, think about it seriously Doc, do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
The Major thinks for a second, shakes his head, gulps his shot down and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ’ times!!!
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds hi... (show quote)


That would never happen to me. Well, unless I was drinking and in a bar full of Marines. I can almost recall such an incident, the Doctor said the head trauma was most likely the cause of the memory lapses. The Doctor said the head trauma was the most likely cause of my, um............

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Aug 16, 2018 20:42:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That would never happen to me. Well, unless I was drinking and in a bar full of Marines. I can almost recall such an incident, the Doctor said the head trauma was most likely the cause of the memory lapses. The Doctor said the head trauma was the most likely cause of my, um............

Fortunately for you, 'Doc,' Marines think of corpsmen as one of their own. This is natural, as our lives are often in your hands. We'd be the first to buy a corpsman a drink.

And, corpsmen are the only ones that save the overall reputation of Water Lilies.

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Aug 16, 2018 20:55:14   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
badbobby wrote:
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Doc, I think it is only fair, , that you should know five things:
The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a Marine
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.
The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.
The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.
'Now, think about it seriously Doc, do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
The Major thinks for a second, shakes his head, gulps his shot down and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ’ times!!!
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds hi... (show quote)



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Aug 16, 2018 23:18:53   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Doc, I think it is only fair, , that you should know five things:
The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a Marine
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.
The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.
The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.
'Now, think about it seriously Doc, do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
The Major thinks for a second, shakes his head, gulps his shot down and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ’ times!!!
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds hi... (show quote)




You are on a roll bobby~~ good one!!!

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Aug 17, 2018 09:19:13   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Fortunately for you, 'Doc,' Marines think of corpsmen as one of their own. This is natural, as our lives are often in your hands. We'd be the first to buy a corpsman a drink.

And, corpsmen are the only ones that save the overall reputation of Water Lilies.
Fortunately for you, 'Doc,' Marines think of corps... (show quote)



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Aug 17, 2018 09:42:43   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Doc, I think it is only fair, , that you should know five things:
The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a Marine
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.
The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.
The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.
'Now, think about it seriously Doc, do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
The Major thinks for a second, shakes his head, gulps his shot down and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ’ times!!!
Ipsen Major wanders into a Marine bar. He finds hi... (show quote)


Keep them coming Badbobby thanks.

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Aug 17, 2018 10:39:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Keep them coming Badbobby thanks.

BB has become OPP's Minister of Anti-Marine Propaganda.

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Aug 17, 2018 10:48:59   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB has become OPP's Minister of Anti-Marine Propaganda.


Well after all you did fail the Navy's entrance exam he didn't.

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Aug 17, 2018 11:10:05   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Well after all you did fail the Navy's entrance exam he didn't.

Both Salty & I were so overly qualified for the Navy that they offered us each an Admiralty.

Being wise men of superior character, we chose The United State Marine Corps...a far superior branch.

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Aug 17, 2018 11:12:07   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Both Salty & I were so overly qualified for the Navy that they offered us each an Admiralty. But, we chose The USMC, a far superior branch.


You and Salty must have been on some very powerful drags at that time of your life.

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Aug 17, 2018 14:33:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:


my apologies Doc
on the name thang
I lay it off to poor eyesight
didn't realize I had made a booboo until p r wanted to know what a Ipsen Major was
anyhow
my bad

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Aug 17, 2018 14:35:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB has become OPP's Minister of Anti-Marine Propaganda.


I report only the truth
no false news

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