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Slatten's daughter asked him a question
Aug 16, 2018 14:13:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Slatten's young daughter asked her mother,(the Sgt Major)"How did the human race appear?"

The Sgt Major answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father(Slatten) the same question.. Slatten answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."





The confused girl returned to the Sgt Major and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The Sgt Major answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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Aug 16, 2018 15:02:23   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten's young daughter asked her mother,(the Sgt Major)"How did the human race appear?"

The Sgt Major answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father(Slatten) the same question.. Slatten answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."





The confused girl returned to the Sgt Major and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The Sgt Major answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
Slatten's young daughter asked her mother,(the Sgt... (show quote)


Amen and Amen spot on thanks for that badbobby you are somewhat redeemed but only somewhat.

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Aug 16, 2018 15:15:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Amen and Amen spot on thanks for that badbobby you are somewhat redeemed bot only somewhat.


tell me bahm
who do you intend to shoot with that big ol gun???

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Aug 16, 2018 15:29:09   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
tell me bahm
who do you intend to shoot with that big ol gun???


I haven't quite determined that just yet.

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Aug 16, 2018 15:47:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I haven't quite determined that just yet.


I might suggest a couple
not to mention any names but they are both Texans
and both are saddled with being smartasses

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Aug 16, 2018 15:50:20   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I might suggest a couple
not to mention any names but they are both Texans
and both are saddled with being smartasses


Would that be Slats and Archie or Slats and badbobby?

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Aug 16, 2018 16:31:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Would that be Slats and Archie or Slats and badbobby?


methinks you can figger that out

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Aug 16, 2018 16:37:52   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks you can figger that out


I will go with Archie and Slats then.

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Aug 16, 2018 20:45:23   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I might suggest a couple
not to mention any names but they are both Texans
and both are saddled with being smartasses


Yeah, Slats, and Mongo are kinda sketchy, aren't they?

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Aug 17, 2018 14:49:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yeah, Slats, and Mongo are kinda sketchy, aren't they?


you're slick Arch

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