bahmer saves a lady attempting suicide: bahmer was riding his bicycle when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops. bahm gets off his bike and says, "What are you...

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Aug 16, 2018 10:43:15 #

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer was riding his bicycle when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.

bahm gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While bahm doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, bahm says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"

poor bahmer

Aug 16, 2018 10:48:33 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

bahmer was riding his bicycle when he sees a girl... (show quote)

Durn good-un, BB

Bahmer confided responding to a gal in The Lonely Hearts Club with his picture...only for her to quickly reply, "I'm not that lonely."

Aug 16, 2018 11:06:36 #

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

bahmer was riding his bicycle when he sees a girl... (show quote)

I see that I have some repaing to do to you two.

Aug 16, 2018 11:37:31 #

archie bunker Loc: Texas

badbobby wrote:

bahmer was riding his bicycle when he sees a girl... (show quote)

Ouch!! Wicked burn, BB!!

I can smell the smoke from here#

Aug 16, 2018 12:44:32 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

I see that I have some repaying to do to you two.

How much do you owe us for putting up with ya' all this time, Bahmer.

BTW, neither of us accept checks...or, IOUs.

Aug 16, 2018 12:45:31 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

Ouch!! Wicked burn, BB!!

I can smell the smoke from here#

You ought'a know by now, Arch: BB can be a feisty ol' fart.

Aug 16, 2018 12:47:28 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

How much do you owe us for putting up with ya' all this time, Bahmer.

BTW, neither of us accept checks...or, IOUs.

I thought it was wrong when I posted it nut was to lazy to go back and check it out and spell check didn't highlight it so there you are. I never was gud in english.

Aug 16, 2018 12:48:37 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

You ought'a know by now, Arch: BB can be a feisty ol' fart.

It will come back and bite him just wait for it.

Aug 16, 2018 13:02:29 #

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

You ought'a know by now, Arch: BB can be a feisty ol' fart.

Yeah, he's a real gas, ain't he?

Aug 16, 2018 13:43:05 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Durn good-un, BB

Bahmer confided responding to a gal in The Lonely Hearts Club with his picture...only for her to quickly reply, "I'm not that lonely."

lol
poor bahmer

Aug 16, 2018 13:45:42 #

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

I thought it was wrong when I posted it nut was to lazy to go back and check it out and spell check didn't highlight it so there you are. I never was gud in english.

thats okay bahm
you're gud at kissin