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Jul 25, 2018 18:54:27   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

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Jul 25, 2018 19:02:04   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)


all good songs and who is the artist that sings these You?

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Jul 25, 2018 19:03:09   #
Carol Kelly
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)


We all laughed til we were sick. Hilarious.

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Jul 25, 2018 19:32:18   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)


Those were all pretty good.

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Jul 25, 2018 19:46:37   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)



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Jul 25, 2018 20:49:01   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)

A buddy of mine wrote a song for his wife, "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" He died before it was recorded.

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Jul 25, 2018 22:09:44   #
kankune Loc: Iowa
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)

Haaah...I loved em. .

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Jul 26, 2018 08:49:17   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Top 10 Country - Western Songs:



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
Top 10 Country - Western Songs: br br br br 10... (show quote)



These titles remind me of the fifties. All the saloons around El Paso had Juke Boxes featuring Ruth Wallace, who specialized in double entendre dirty dittys. These sound like something she would sing.

"The Dinghy Song" by Ruth Wallis
https://youtu.be/lg8r83b7N_4

The Admiral's Daughter - Ruth Wallis
https://youtu.be/-0bnRW7omOY

Ruth Wallis - Pizza
https://youtu.be/JBI7mOnoSck

Ruth Wallis Ugly Man With Money
https://youtu.be/lK-lbihEkaQ

The Pistol Song by Ruth Wallis
https://youtu.be/QWJ9lj0TYPU

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Jul 26, 2018 09:12:46   #
private
 
My all time favorite, "Get yur tongue out of my mouth cause I'm kissin' you goobye".

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Jul 26, 2018 18:53:10   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
slatten49 wrote:
A buddy of mine wrote a song for his wife, "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" He died before it was recorded.


Now that was funny!!!

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Jul 26, 2018 22:28:57   #
Carol Kelly
 
Louie27 wrote:
Now that was funny!!!


Yes, it was!

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