Bahmer goes to confesional
Jul 18, 2018 16:04:46 #
A married German bahmer went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
Bahmer said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
Bahmer left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
Bahmer replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 in the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
Bahmer said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
Bahmer left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
Bahmer replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 in the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
Jul 18, 2018 17:15:50 #
bahmer wrote:
A married German bahmer went into the confessional... (show quote)
ha
knew you were tightern Dick's hat band
din't know you was a married German
Jul 18, 2018 17:18:05 #
badbobby wrote:
ha
knew you were tightern Dick's hat band
din't know you was a married German
ha
knew you were tightern Dick's hat band
din't know you was a married German
You like?
Jul 18, 2018 17:26:35 #
bahmer wrote:
You like?
I get 'baba mail' too
mighta been a lil rough for the fair sex on OPP
Jul 18, 2018 17:28:48 #
badbobby wrote:
I get 'baba mail' too
mighta been a lil rough for the fair sex on OPP
mighta been a lil rough for the fair sex on OPP
That's why its me and not the fair sex one.
Jul 18, 2018 17:40:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
A married German bahmer went into the confessional... (show quote)
Sounds like you might'a been rubbing something else on occasion.
Jul 18, 2018 17:41:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Sounds like you might'a been rubbing something else on occasion.
I think that you need to go back camping for awhile.
Jul 18, 2018 17:49:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I think that you need to go back camping for awhile.
We would've stayed longer, but Ken had doctor's appointments to make. Unfortunately, his health continues to fail him. It breaks my heart, and is the major reason I try to join him whenever he presents an opportunity for time together. Our next time will likely be our annual Brother's USMC Birthday/Veteran's Day gathering on the 9th, 10th and 11th of November. We haven't yet determined where it will be.
Jul 18, 2018 17:51:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I get 'baba mail' too
mighta been a lil rough for the fair sex on OPP
mighta been a lil rough for the fair sex on OPP
BB, I hate to break it to you, but some of the "fair sex" like it rough...occasionally, at least.
Jul 18, 2018 17:51:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
We would've stayed longer, but Ken had doctor's appointments to make. Unfortunately, his health continues to fail him. It breaks my heart, and is the major reason I try to join him whenever he presents an opportunity for time together. Our next time will likely be our annual Brother's USMC Birthday/Veteran's Day gathering on the 9th, 10th and 11th of November. We haven't yet determined where it will be.
Sorry to hear that. Is he younger or older than the notorious Slats?
Jul 18, 2018 18:16:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, I hate to break it to you, but some of the "fair sex" like it rough...occasionally, at least.
I've never believed in'treat em rough and tell em nothing'
I'd prefer to tell them how gorgeous they are and solicit their opinion on everything
always worked out well
Jul 18, 2018 18:26:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Sorry to hear that. Is he younger or older than the notorious Slats?
All of the Slattens are notorious...Though I am less so than the others.
Ken is three years younger than I am, but was born with a heart murmur defect that has plagued him his entire life. He also has COPD. Jul 18, 2018 18:29:26 #
badbobby wrote:
I've never believed in'treat em rough and tell em nothing'
I'd prefer to tell them how gorgeous they are and solicit their opinion on everything
always worked out well
I'd prefer to tell them how gorgeous they are and solicit their opinion on everything
always worked out well
We were always taught to treat ladies with respect.
We walked on the street side so the lady never got
splashed with mud or dirty water. And we always held
the chair for her to sit in. Right badbobby?
Jul 18, 2018 18:30:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
All of the Slattens are notorious...Though I am less so than the others. Ken is three years younger than I am, but was born with a heart murmur defect that has plagued him his entire life. He also has COPD.
Ken is three years younger than I am, but was born with a heart murmur defect that has plagued him his entire life. He also has COPD. be with them as much as possible Slat
you may someday be the last one
I know
Jul 18, 2018 18:32:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
be with them as much as possible Slat
you may someday be the last one
I know
you may someday be the last one
I know
BB, we are indeed, a 'Band of Brothers.'
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