I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee.
Tween digging his underwear out of his butt, and knawing on an inch thick porkchop, he won't be able to run very fast.
Besides, my legs are longer than his, so in theory, I should be able to outpace him while he is multi-tasking.
On the other hand, he is a pretty energetic fella, so there is always the possibility that he could catch me, and split me in half with my own skivvies.
But, hey! We'll give er a go, and see what happens!
Hold my beer, and watch this!
archie bunker wrote:
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee.
Tween digging his underwear out of his butt, and knawing on an inch thick porkchop, he won't be able to run very fast.
Besides, my legs are longer than his, so in theory, I should be able to outpace him while he is multi-tasking.
On the other hand, he is a pretty energetic fella, so there is always the possibility that he could catch me, and split me in half with my own skivvies.
But, hey! We'll give er a go, and see what happens!
Hold my beer, and watch this!
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee. br Tween d... (
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As one good ole boy to another, sure I'll hold yer beer. Iffin you take too long I'll drink it before it gets warm, I'll even take ya to the doc after I finish laughing.
Peewee wrote:
As one good ole boy to another, sure I'll hold yer... (
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Sir, you are a true Texan!!
archie bunker wrote:
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee.
Tween digging his underwear out of his butt, and knawing on an inch thick porkchop, he won't be able to run very fast.
Besides, my legs are longer than his, so in theory, I should be able to outpace him while he is multi-tasking.
On the other hand, he is a pretty energetic fella, so there is always the possibility that he could catch me, and split me in half with my own skivvies.
But, hey! We'll give er a go, and see what happens!
Hold my beer, and watch this!
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee. br Tween d... (
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nothin to worry bout Arch
you're not only longer legged
you're also a lot younger
Slat would never catch you
sides it's a lot easier to run on an empty stomach
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