Test Drive A New Truck
Jul 14, 2018 14:22:43 #
Test Drive A New Truck
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminum pickup.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before it becomes old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing an "I love Hillary" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your seat in the winter and directed cool air to your seat in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a CONSERVATIVE truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck.
"I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership. But it was worth it.
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminum pickup.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before it becomes old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing an "I love Hillary" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your seat in the winter and directed cool air to your seat in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a CONSERVATIVE truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck.
"I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership. But it was worth it.
Jul 14, 2018 14:26:51 #
Jul 14, 2018 14:42:24 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Oldsailor65 wrote:
color=red b Test Drive A New Truck /b /color... (show quote)
These Liberals have no sense of humor at all!!!! Thats why they always look so constipated!!!!That was great!!!
Jul 14, 2018 15:01:00 #
proud republican wrote:
These Liberals have no sense of humor at all!!!! T... (show quote)
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Having a good sense of humor requires intelligence and a quick mind.
This is something that liberals don’t have.
Liberals believe that profanity and making fun of someone’s looks or making fun of President Trump is humor.
This is more proof that liberals don’t have enough intelligence to have a good sense of humor or even know what humor is.
I have not watched any of the late night shows since Jay Leno was forced out.
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