True Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
Jul 11, 2018 13:44:17 #
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True Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
“If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, they all answered, “NO!”
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”
A little boy shouted out, “YUV GOTTA’ BE FOOKN' DEAD!”
Curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
“If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, they all answered, “NO!”
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”
A little boy shouted out, “YUV GOTTA’ BE FOOKN' DEAD!”
Curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
Jul 11, 2018 14:20:42 #
My grandchildren are Irish, on their dad's side, so I sent this to them. Thanks, NPP - have a great day.
Jul 12, 2018 05:27:31 #
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Jul 12, 2018 09:59:13 #
no propaganda please wrote:
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Amen and Amen
Jul 12, 2018 12:11:51 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
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That's just warped NPP, and very funny. Was that little boy little Johnny's Irish cousin?
Jul 12, 2018 13:17:06 #
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Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Peewee wrote:
That's just warped NPP, and very funny. Was that little boy little Johnny's Irish cousin?
Probably his first cousin on BOTH sides of the family.
Jul 12, 2018 13:19:30 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
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Probably his first cousin on BOTH sides of the family.
Yep, we're both warped, ha.
Jul 12, 2018 15:17:29 #
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Thanks a jillion. That was absolutely awesome.
Semper Fi
Jul 12, 2018 21:21:12 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
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Well he was right
Jul 12, 2018 21:27:03 #
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In addition to the one on top of his little pointy head you mean?
Jul 12, 2018 21:50:56 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
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In addition to the one on top of his little pointy head you mean?
I know when my son was 2 1/2 yrs old he did some thing like this so I made him stand in a corner and went into the kitchen when I peeked around the corner to make sure he was still there he had his face in the corner and was saying real low sh*t sh*t repeating over and over I went back in the kitchen and said real loud hope your not saying any bad words you know gods listening when I peeked again he was looking up but was quiet was a wake up call for me and my husband to watch our mouths around little ears
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