AuntiE's coming home from a night out with the girls
Jul 10, 2018 08:24:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The other night, AuntiE was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' She told UncleE that she would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the gin & tonics went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, AuntiE headed home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly realizing UncleE would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. AuntiE was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even after drinking so much.
The next morning UncleE asked her what time she got in, and AuntiE told him "midnight." He didn't seem disturbed at all.
"Whew! I got away with that one!" AuntiE confidently thought.
Then UncleE said, "We need a new cuckoo clock..."
When AuntiE asked him why, he replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat".
Well, the hours passed and the gin & tonics went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, AuntiE headed home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly realizing UncleE would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. AuntiE was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even after drinking so much.
The next morning UncleE asked her what time she got in, and AuntiE told him "midnight." He didn't seem disturbed at all.
"Whew! I got away with that one!" AuntiE confidently thought.
Then UncleE said, "We need a new cuckoo clock..."
When AuntiE asked him why, he replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat".
Jul 10, 2018 09:11:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
The other night, AuntiE was invited out for a nigh... (show quote)
That sounds like our AuntiE.
Jul 10, 2018 09:22:07 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
The other night, AuntiE was invited out for a nigh... (show quote)
That whole scenario seems a little cuckoo to me.
Jul 10, 2018 09:38:37 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
slatten49 wrote:
The other night, AuntiE was invited out for a nigh... (show quote)
You would only say that about some one you really cared about.
Knowing that she can top any thing you may say.
Jul 10, 2018 10:01:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Floyd Brown wrote:
You would only say that about some one you really cared about.
Knowing that she can top any thing you may say.
Knowing that she can top any thing you may say.
That woman is pure eeeveeel
However, she may top my extra-large serving of ice cream with any variety of flavored toppings, though I prefer butterscotch.
Jul 10, 2018 10:04:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
That woman is pure eeeveeel
However, she may top my extra-large serving of ice cream with any variety of flavored toppings, though I prefer butterscotch.
However, she may top my extra-large serving of ice cream with any variety of flavored toppings, though I prefer butterscotch.
What no hot fudge with nuts and a cherry on top. Man you are one sick puppy butterscotch. Didn't that used to be those little candies that you sucked on and they lasted for a real long time?
Jul 10, 2018 10:09:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
What no hot fudge with nuts and a cherry on top. Man you are one sick puppy butterscotch. Didn't that used to be those little candies that you sucked on and they lasted for a real long time?
Read again, B. I wrote "she may top my extra-large serving of ice cream with any variety of flavored toppings." Butterscotch just happens to be the preferred topping of Scotch Royalty. As I am of Scotch descent, it seems only fitting. 
Of course, in a pinch, I would settle for Chivas Regal.
Jul 10, 2018 10:14:33 #
Jul 10, 2018 10:54:19 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
slatten49 wrote:
That woman is pure eeeveeel
However, she may top my extra-large serving of ice cream with any variety of flavored toppings, though I prefer butterscotch.
However, she may top my extra-large serving of ice cream with any variety of flavored toppings, though I prefer butterscotch.
If you have a weakness there will always be some one there to take advantage of it.
It would be rather hard to turn that ice cream.
I will admit to a weakness for chocolate. (It is more like a graving)
I just happen to have some Godiva near by. (it is time to drop a hint)
I wait for gifts because once I start to buy what I want there be no running out.
Now I try to conserve it to last.
Jul 10, 2018 10:59:33 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
slatten49 wrote:
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You are one spoiled pampered weak person.
Who am I to speak out.
I am lucky to have the attention of a wife & 7 children.
I will never admit to being pampered.
But I can not deny the TLC I do get a lot of.
Jul 10, 2018 12:07:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
On ice cream? 
Of course not, B.
The Chivas Regal is for sipping afterwards in front of a campfire/fireplace, and to be accompanied by a good cigar.
Jul 10, 2018 12:14:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Floyd Brown wrote:
You are one spoiled pampered weak person.
Who am I to speak out.
I am lucky to have the attention of a wife & 7 children.
I will never admit to being pampered.
But I can not deny the TLC I do get a lot of.
Who am I to speak out.
I am lucky to have the attention of a wife & 7 children.
I will never admit to being pampered.
But I can not deny the TLC I do get a lot of.
Neither spoiled nor pampered, Floyd. To Marines, "pain is weakness leaving the body."
The Sgt. Major is generous with her TLC. The kids are too far away and too seldom seen, along with the grand-kids and great-grand-kids.
Jul 10, 2018 12:21:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
Neither spoiled nor pampered, Floyd. To Marines, "pain is weakness leaving the body."
The Sgt. Major is generous with her TLC. The kids are too far away and too seldom seen, along with the grand-kids and great-grand-kids.
The Sgt. Major is generous with her TLC. The kids are too far away and too seldom seen, along with the grand-kids and great-grand-kids.
You have great grand kids WOW and I am older than you and just got the first grand child married a couple of weeks ago.
Say is that Arnold Schwarzenegger wanna be been around today? You know the one that was going to pump iron so he can rip those fishes mouths off.
Jul 10, 2018 12:26:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You have great grand kids WOW and I am older than ... (show quote)
It's hard to say, with all his darting and dodging of the IOUs he owes his Marine superiors.
BTW, a new great-grandchild's due date was yesterday. We're still on hold.
Jul 10, 2018 12:28:39 #
bahmer wrote:
On ice cream?
That sounds awful! Khalua, on the other hand.......
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