the lady and the golfer
Jul 9, 2018 16:12:05 #
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together to his groin, rolling around in obvious agony.
The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.
"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man grunted, still lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.
"Don't be silly, Let me help!" she told him and, following her persistence, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels terrific, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.
"Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man grunted, still lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.
"Don't be silly, Let me help!" she told him and, following her persistence, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels terrific, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
Jul 9, 2018 16:22:09 #
badbobby wrote:
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watc... (show quote)
Gee I wished that I still played golf. That sounds like fun except for the thumb part.
Jul 9, 2018 16:30:03 #
bahmer wrote:
Gee I wished that I still played golf. That sounds like fun except for the thumb part.
I started to name the golfer bahmer
but chickened out
Jul 9, 2018 16:32:18 #
badbobby wrote:
I started to name the golfer bahmer
but chickened out
but chickened out
You should have it would be more interesting and then you could embellish it even more if you choose to.
Jul 9, 2018 16:35:02 #
badbobby wrote:
I started to name the golfer bahmer
but chickened out
but chickened out
Were you out exercising this morning again?
Jul 9, 2018 16:44:01 #
bahmer wrote:
Were you out exercising this morning again?
well
I did go walk a mile and a half
shall work on my irons later this pm
Jul 9, 2018 16:49:21 #
badbobby wrote:
well
I did go walk a mile and a half
shall work on my irons later this pm
I did go walk a mile and a half
shall work on my irons later this pm
Is that the two iron through the pitching wedge?
Jul 9, 2018 17:03:30 #
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Jul 9, 2018 17:10:04 #
badbobby wrote:
no
You just want to be able to rip those little fishes lips right of of that poor thing don't you?
either that you will make a flying fish out of him.
Jul 9, 2018 17:36:52 #
bahmer wrote:
You just want to be able to rip those little fishes lips right of of that poor thing don't you?
either that you will make a flying fish out of him.
either that you will make a flying fish out of him.
no
Jul 9, 2018 17:41:53 #
badbobby wrote:
no
I watched that bass fishing tournament in Florida and they even had three pounders flying through the air.
You guys are all meanies to set a hook that hard in a poor little fish like that. Jul 9, 2018 18:09:00 #
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