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Walking The Dog...true story!
Jul 5, 2018 11:05:01   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Walking The Dog...true story!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ..
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up
and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...



.. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!

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Jul 5, 2018 11:09:01   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Walking The Dog...true story!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ..
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up
and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...



.. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!
Walking The Dog...true story! br br A WOMAN was f... (show quote)


Excellent one thanks.

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Jul 5, 2018 11:33:29   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Walking The Dog...true story!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ..
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up
and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...



.. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!
Walking The Dog...true story! br br A WOMAN was f... (show quote)


this is great love it thanks for my morning laugh

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Jul 5, 2018 11:55:07   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Walking The Dog...true story!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ..
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up
and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...



.. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!
Walking The Dog...true story! br br A WOMAN was f... (show quote)


I have read this before and it always makes me laugh as I picture the other passengers in the plane.

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Jul 5, 2018 11:58:37   #
Bshaw
 
🤣💕

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Jul 5, 2018 12:00:44   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I have read this before and it always makes me laugh as I picture the other passengers in the plane.


That pilot should have carried a white pole to tap along the ground to add more effect to the scene.

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Jul 5, 2018 12:38:48   #
Carol Kelly
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Walking The Dog...true story!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ..
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up
and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...



.. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!
Walking The Dog...true story! br br A WOMAN was f... (show quote)


A little kindness misunderstood! Just proves you can’t read a book by its cover.

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Jul 5, 2018 12:51:57   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
bahmer wrote:
That pilot should have carried a white pole to tap along the ground to add more effect to the scene.

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Once at a Halloween party one of the guys dressed up with an NFL's Referee's stripped shirt along with dark glasses and a white cane. Great idea.

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Jul 5, 2018 13:02:55   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Once at a Halloween party one of the guys dressed up with an NFL's Referee's stripped shirt along with dark glasses and a white cane. Great idea.


I think that that should be the dress of all NFL officials. I am just about done with the NFL and will give ait a go one more time this year and see how many are still kneeling during the national anthem and will go from there.

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Jul 6, 2018 09:11:09   #
Mike Easterday
 
No good deed ever goes unpunished.

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Jul 6, 2018 16:14:20   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Loved it, laughed out loud. Thanks.

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Jul 7, 2018 19:40:20   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
bahmer wrote:
Excellent one thanks.

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I agree!

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Jul 7, 2018 20:19:46   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Loved it, laughed out loud. Thanks.

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