bahmer

The Legless Parrot and badbobby

badbobby is having marital problems.


He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened into specialized in parrots.

As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet.

Surprised badbobby mutters, "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?"

The parrot says, "With my prick, you dummy."

Badbobby is startled and says, "You certainly talk well for a parrot."

The parrot says, "Of course, I'm a very well educated parrot. I can discuss politics, sports, religion, almost any subject you wish."

Badbobby says, "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for."

The parrot says, "There's not much of a market for maimed parrots. If you offer the proprietor $20 for me I'll bet he'll sell me."



Badbobby buys the parrot and for three months things go great.

When he comes home from work the parrot tells him what Trump said, whether the A's won, or the Giant's lost, what the pope did and so on.

One day badbobby comes home from work and the parrot waves a wing at him and says, "Come in and shut the door."

Badbobby says, "What's up?"

The parrot says, "I don't know how to tell you this but the mail man came today. Your wife answered the door in her negligee and he kissed her right on the lips."

Badbobby says, "Oh, a momentary flight of passion."

The parrot says, "Then he fondled her breasts."

Badbobby says, "He did?"

The parrot says, "Then he pulled her negligee down and started sucking on her breasts."

Badbooby says, "My God, what happened next?"

The parrot says, "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

Babsan

Sounds just like a LGBTQ pervert

bahmer

I am so glad that you enjoyed it stop back again when you are feeling better.

badbobby Loc: texas

payback is coming bahm

bahmer

I figured it would. But I am far behind what I owe you.

bahmer

Another day of freedom whooppee.