Humor For All
Jun 18, 2018 06:01:17 #
Humor For All
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv
What’s the secret?" Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
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For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humor ??
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
But of course now a days some women "DO" have a wife.
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!
******
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
******
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv
What’s the secret?" Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
*****
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
********
For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humor ??
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
******
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The Rest get married and wonder what happened!
******
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
******
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
But of course now a days some women "DO" have a wife.
******
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
******
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
******
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
Jun 18, 2018 06:09:24 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Those are GREAT. I enjoyed them all.
Jun 18, 2018 08:52:28 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
old marine wrote:
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Same here, great way to start the morning.
Jun 19, 2018 06:02:01 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Excellent, good job..
Jun 19, 2018 09:02:33 #
Jun 19, 2018 10:16:27 #
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