The Squeezer
Jun 13, 2018 20:47:38 #
The Squeezer
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but nobody could do it.
One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the IRS."
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but nobody could do it.
One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the IRS."
Jun 13, 2018 20:59:17 #
Jun 13, 2018 21:06:27 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Squeezer br br The local bar was so sure tha... (show quote)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a good one.
Jun 14, 2018 09:52:08 #
Jun 14, 2018 11:49:37 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
bahmer wrote:
They can do it.
When grandpa past away the IRS thought they would get a bundle but grandpa's lawyer fixed their wagon. They didn't get much.
Jun 14, 2018 16:48:35 #
Jun 22, 2018 02:06:46 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Squeezer br br The local bar was so sure tha... (show quote)
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