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The new waitress and the trucker
Jun 13, 2018 13:56:45 #
This new waitress was confused by a truckers order
The trucker ordered three flat tires,pair of head lights and runnin boards
The waitress went to the chef and told him what the trucker had ordered"What does he think this is an automobile repair shop"she asked
The chef explained to her that the trucker wanted three pancakes ,two sunny side up eggs and crispy bacon.
The waitress returned to the counter and sat down a bowl of red beans in front of the trucker,who exclaimed"What in hell is this"???
The waitress replied"while you are waiting on your three flat tires,two head lights and runnin boards,I figured you would want to gas up"!!!
The trucker ordered three flat tires,pair of head lights and runnin boards
The waitress went to the chef and told him what the trucker had ordered"What does he think this is an automobile repair shop"she asked
The chef explained to her that the trucker wanted three pancakes ,two sunny side up eggs and crispy bacon.
The waitress returned to the counter and sat down a bowl of red beans in front of the trucker,who exclaimed"What in hell is this"???
The waitress replied"while you are waiting on your three flat tires,two head lights and runnin boards,I figured you would want to gas up"!!!
Jun 13, 2018 14:01:21 #
Jun 13, 2018 14:02:38 #
Love these man.........lol
uote=badbobby]This new waitress was confused by a truckers order
The trucker ordered three flat tires,pair of head lights and runnin boards
The waitress went to the chef and told him what the trucker had ordered"What does he think this is an automobile repair shop"she asked
The chef explained to her that the trucker wanted three pancakes ,two sunny side up eggs and crispy bacon.
The waitress returned to the counter and sat down a bowl of red beans in front of the trucker,who exclaimed"What in hell is this"???
The waitress replied"while you are waiting on your three flat tires,two head lights and runnin boards,I figured you would want to gas up"!!![/quote]
uote=badbobby]This new waitress was confused by a truckers order
The trucker ordered three flat tires,pair of head lights and runnin boards
The waitress went to the chef and told him what the trucker had ordered"What does he think this is an automobile repair shop"she asked
The chef explained to her that the trucker wanted three pancakes ,two sunny side up eggs and crispy bacon.
The waitress returned to the counter and sat down a bowl of red beans in front of the trucker,who exclaimed"What in hell is this"???
The waitress replied"while you are waiting on your three flat tires,two head lights and runnin boards,I figured you would want to gas up"!!![/quote]
Jun 13, 2018 14:31:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
73STNGLKABEE wrote:
Love these man.........lol br br uote=badbobby Th... (show quote)
Regular or high octane, BB
Jun 13, 2018 14:36:01 #
badbobby wrote:
This new waitress was confused by a truckers order... (show quote)
Good one... But I think I know what kind of tip the new waitress will be getting...
Jun 14, 2018 10:02:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
Regular or high octane, BB
They have additives like peppers for that high octane stuff.
Jun 14, 2018 12:13:35 #
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Jun 14, 2018 16:28:55 #
Peewee wrote:
Love good jokes I've never heard before. That was a good one!
I like the one where a new trucker was snotty to a seasoned trucker. The seasoned
trucker told him "I've driven more miles backwards than you have forward!"
Also the one about the guy who didn't need a Harley. He said he already had a personality!!
Guffaw ! (That's not mean, it's true and funny!)
Oh...and the older couple who got married and did their own vows, not from poetry or songs,
but the Geneva Convention!
Jun 14, 2018 16:36:57 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
malachi wrote:
I like the one where a new trucker was snotty to a seasoned trucker. The seasoned
trucker told him "I've driven more miles backwards than you have forward!"
Also the one about the guy who didn't need a Harley. He said he already had a personality!!
Guffaw ! (That's not mean, it's true and funny!)
Oh...and the older couple who got married and did their own vows, not from poetry or songs,
but the Geneva Convention!
trucker told him "I've driven more miles backwards than you have forward!"
Also the one about the guy who didn't need a Harley. He said he already had a personality!!
Guffaw ! (That's not mean, it's true and funny!)
Oh...and the older couple who got married and did their own vows, not from poetry or songs,
but the Geneva Convention!
Three more good ones. The first sounds just like my dad. The second one I've heard. The third one is new.
Jun 14, 2018 17:58:11 #
malachi wrote:
I like the one where a new trucker was snotty to a seasoned trucker. The seasoned
trucker told him "I've driven more miles backwards than you have forward!"
Also the one about the guy who didn't need a Harley. He said he already had a personality!!
Guffaw ! (That's not mean, it's true and funny!)
Oh...and the older couple who got married and did their own vows, not from poetry or songs,
but the Geneva Convention!
trucker told him "I've driven more miles backwards than you have forward!"
Also the one about the guy who didn't need a Harley. He said he already had a personality!!
Guffaw ! (That's not mean, it's true and funny!)
Oh...and the older couple who got married and did their own vows, not from poetry or songs,
but the Geneva Convention!
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