badbobby Loc: texas

Once upon a time, bahmer was peacefully driving down a windy road.


Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road, bahm couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on.

bahm quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene.

There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.

bahm cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!"

he started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible.
Linda Joy stopped and asked what the problem was.

bahm explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault."



Linda ran back to her car.

A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle.

She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it.

The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at Linda and bahm

Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again.

It did this over and over and over again until
they could no longer see the bunny.

Once out of sight, bahm exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"

Linda replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BB, that is so cheesy, even I passed on the chance to post it.

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Now there is a person that has a lot of free time on his hands.
As well as some others who take the time to read it but also to comment on it.
Being old is not quite as bad as some seem to think.
Having time to spend on this site has been interesting & refreshing.
Even with out cute little stories.

badbobby Loc: texas

figgered you would especially like it Floyd

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

I always say we need to leave a bit of something for others.

badbobby Loc: texas

you're just poutin cause I beat you to it
ya durn Marine

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Well I like most of what you have to say.

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm gonna take that as a compliment

Okay???

pafret Loc: Northeast

This one was so bad I'm still laughing!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mayhaps.

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

I always hold back a little.
I always feel that I have much room for improvement.

Yes it was meant as a compliment.
I don't look at you as badbobby.

Take care & have a good day better bobby.

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks Floyd

but you are the only one

bahmer

Really, methinks that you need to go fishing with
these jokes that smell like catfish bait.

badbobby Loc: texas

I shall immediately fax you a clothespin for your nose
pobrecito

bahmer

I thought that you would want to take me fishing.
Have you ever fished for catfish oh mighty one?