the church needed donations
Jun 8, 2018 11:37:14 #
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
Jun 8, 2018 11:57:59 #
Jun 9, 2018 10:01:56 #
badbobby wrote:
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the... (show quote)
So that's how you and Mrs. badbobby came to be joined eh?
What happened to the other two guys?
Jun 9, 2018 10:07:11 #
The music was playing,the choir was singing great,and the Lady solo singer,was up in the loft,doing a great job,of singing,"how great thou art",when she got to close to the railing,and fell over it,her dresses hem,got caught on the chandelier,the priest yelled," may anyone who looks at the lady,hanging on the chandelier be struck blind" One of the wags piped up and said " I'll risk one eye".
Jun 9, 2018 12:51:37 #
badbobby wrote:
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the... (show quote)
This must have been an old old joke because they don't make $1000 Dollar bills anymore ! Just Saying
Jun 9, 2018 13:10:57 #
4430 wrote:
This must have been an old old joke because they d... (show quote)
yep 4430
bout as old as I am
I thought it was still funny though
Jun 9, 2018 13:20:44 #
badbobby wrote:
yep 4430
bout as old as I am
I thought it was still funny though
bout as old as I am
I thought it was still funny though
That must have been Mrs. BB that made that
donation and you were one of the hims that
she picked. Were the other two by chance
dastardly Marines whom whe then rejected?
Jun 9, 2018 13:27:56 #
bahmer wrote:
That must have been Mrs. BB that made that br don... (show quote)
bahm
don't get the idea that all Marines are dastardly
I'd even go so far to say
that at least one out of ten of them
are pretty good guys
once you get past that Marine thing
Jun 9, 2018 13:37:38 #
badbobby wrote:
bahm
don't get the idea that all Marines are dastardly
I'd even go so far to say
that at least one out of ten of them
are pretty good guys
once you get past that Marine thing
don't get the idea that all Marines are dastardly
I'd even go so far to say
that at least one out of ten of them
are pretty good guys
once you get past that Marine thing
Jun 9, 2018 19:59:47 #
badbobby wrote:
yep 4430
bout as old as I am
I thought it was still funny though
bout as old as I am
I thought it was still funny though
So did I LOL
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