badbobby Loc: texas

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.


A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading on her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.




Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Outstanding, BB Is this from personal experience

I assume you wrote off your poker losses.

badbobby Loc: texas

I have lost at poker
but not to you or your mentor
that being said
any amount(no matter how small) of your IOUs you would agree to pay off
would be appreciated

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

An appropriate amount is in the mail

...in the form of one of your worthless IOUs, as I figure 'tit-for-tat' should be sufficient.

badbobby Loc: texas

you can 'figure'as you dream???

Big dog

Almost spit out my coffee. Good one

dongreen76

Drum roll.

bahmer

So that is how they do it?

bahmer

Maybe you should use that IRS trick on Slats.